Harry Orr

25. Short Kings Podcast co-host bay bee.

[Harry Orr @OfficialPig]

Did someone say they’d fucking kill Nathan’s family if he lost The Chase?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My doctor said if there's a good song on when you're smoking a cigarette then it's not bad for you

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

fitting that in announcing he will stand down tomorrow starmers final move will be yet another u-turn

[Freddy @Flodsvinet2]

This is a lie
All that food is meant for Haaland
If we don't keep him well-fed he might start feeding on local wildlife

[YungJunko @YungJunko]

Toy Story 6, Andy is now a father. He kneels to eye level with his 10 year old son.

"Woody Lightyear Slinky Davis, you are named after the coolest toys I ever had."

His younger son runs up to join them.

"Me too, papa?"

"I told you to wait in the fucking car, Rex Hamm."

[episode one @E1podcast]

In 2019 I was hiking alone and my phone was dead but I swear to god I saw a Squidward

[onion person @CantEverDie]

>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns

what was bro doing any of this for

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

he was in costume when he blasted up his wifes baby cannon and thats why chet hanks is like that

[有村泰志 @15424578268]

単位を変える魔法

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

How did this guy have every piece of obscure Woody memorabilia but not the mass produced toy

[Matt Neglia @NextBestPicture]

“Moist.”

“I DIDN’T ASK YOU THAT SPIELBERG!!”

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Black ★ Star @_vanityflow]

Funniest fucking thing in the world is happening

I downloaded wwf day of reckoning 2 and loaded up a com vs com cage match

Last night. I woke up this morning and the match was still going 6 hours later

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

Few things in British politics are more dependable than Tories hating the predictable consequences of Toryism.

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

A reason I love MCU Spidey is that I’ve gone through similar things to him at the same time. In 2017 I was going through high school stress. In 2019 I wanted to escape my responsibilities. In 2021 I had to fight enemies from other universes and clear my name. In 2026 I’m sad af

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[Sir Toby Carvery @sirtobycarvery]

Monster Raving Loony Party watching Count Binface steal their vote share.

[𝕽𝖔𝖇 🇮🇪 @SportsRob_OG]

Gary Lineker on ITV

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Americans after they find out that a group of fish is called “school”

[kate @normal_regimiro]

who could forget this classic line