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[Julio @JulioHashem]

‘Tis better to have rolled up the rim and lost than never to have rolled up the rim at all

[liz @hneyvoiced]

first date question i ask you your opinion on the exploitation of the rizzler

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

pry january … i’m getting nosy

[Kush ❤️‍🔥 @kush07_]

hello I’ve done that too he’s not special

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

i'm assembling a team

[losing gray matter @oldheaded]

zero sugar soda is designed to be good for you, similar to fruits and vegetables or exercise

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Stuff that used to be $20? Sixty five dollars. Stuff that used to be $65? Baby that’ll be two hundred bucks

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[user @user84829272]

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cat Looking Out Backpack Window Like Astronaut Marveling at Great Unknown: https://t.co/xsP5l1KNLx

[tasman @lildorothy_]

so tired of situations and don’t even get me started on predicaments

[zaza @OfficialRebaFan]

I was there

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

David Fincher says Mindhunter Season 3 isn’t happening.

“It's a very expensive show and, in the eyes of Netflix, we didn't attract enough of an audience to justify such an investment.”

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Watching Gilmore Girls after Rory drops out of Yale

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i love to get a little millennial with it when the weather is nice

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[alisa @squirtstain]

the worst part about driving is turning left. there’s too much going on and i get so scared