T.Crusoe

Life Unborrowed.
Destination Unknown.

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@BamaSaltyMarine Gotta moose gotta moose will he do the fandango

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@its_The_Dr The unholiness of it alone

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@wisdomXplorer At cards?

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@wisdomXplorer Create angels

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@barragers Thought Thiel was his handler

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@KnightspurHouse And what’s wrong with imperialism?

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@Cosmic_Node_ @MattWallace888 Hell didn’t even want her

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@yelixvi Old news

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@JohnnyLCKai Wondering who play you in your biopic?

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@JohnnyLCKai This town needs an enema

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@JohnnyLCKai SumBitch

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@brockpierson Temu

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First off, it was a story about 3 women fighting over a pair of shoes. Secondly, it WAS her sister’s shoes. With no immediate survivors, other than her sister’s probate would’ve found her as the sole heir. Thirdly, Glynda was the evil one here as she had no claim to those shoes, manipulated a little girl to commit murder and could have easily sent Dorothy home as soon as she arrived but chose to keep her around to commit felonies and I would’ve added the charge of human trafficking. Fourthly, and anybody who owns flying monkeys can’t be half bad. The defense rest, Your Honor.

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@lippyent

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@Clav0Updates Butt buddies?

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@Pulcys It’s called a “beard”

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@barragers Lmfao! Puhlease

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@brockpierson Cassette

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@zackaryurban That truly made me laugh out loud!!