Anti-woke people are truly the weakest people alive.
Wait until I tell them there's a loved adaptation of Hercules where Hades talks like a scummy lawyer, Zeus is good, and the story is told by black gospel singers, one of whom is thicc and gets some of the best lines.
The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.
12% possession between Gordon’s opener and Martínez’ winner.
If only there was a player on the bench who never loses the ball in tight spaces, defends brilliantly in a low block and acts like a pressure valve for his team when their backs are up against a wall.
Clear lack of accountability for his substitutions changing the flow of the game.
You organized to hold a 1-0 lead against the run of play, or options available on the bench, and invited unnecessary pressure in the process.
And the most expected outcome will be your legacy.
🚨🏴 Thomas Tuchel: “There are millions of coaches who know it better after a defeat”.
“It was not a problem of structure. The match just changed completely. I make the decisions”.
He ran to Bayern to get his lil league title count up but whenever it’s a real back against the wall moment he’s nowhere to be seen. Champions League final. 2020 Euros final. Penalty against France in 22. 2024 Euros final. Today. Chump. Keep running from the grind.
Bryan Mbeumo — £150k/week.
Matheus Cunha — £180k/week.
Benjamin Šeško — £160k/week.
Andrey Santos — £75k/week.
Youri Tielemans — £200k/week.
Players who genuinely wanted to play for Manchester United and didn’t use the club to inflate their wages.
Meanwhile, Mateus Fernandes reportedly wanted £200k–£250k a week after suffering two relegations, and Sandro Tonali would’ve been pushing close to £300k a week.
For the first time in years, United are refusing to let players dictate the wage structure. That’s how a serious football club should operate.
INEOS have earned my trust.