Jacob Colquitt

Local St.helens Hero known to his many fans as Jackie

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

@tSHandJ I've thought of a good new owner for team sky, how about B.Wiggins Pharmaceutical Delivery service?

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

@talkSPORT wondering if you will be releasing a recording of the moose saying "Meeee?" When being told off by MoPo? I would like it as my message alert on my phone! @JimWhite #babymoose #comedygold

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

@KarlaHilton1 @talkSPORTDrive If he isn't bothered about it why has he mentioned it?

[Mat @MatCro]

Is it spelt "dyed" or "died"? Either way, I'm afraid your cat is a different colour. And not alive.

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that?
Me: No
Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin*
Me: Nah
Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

Vet: your horse is lame.
Me: *looks at horse through window* he looks fine?
Vet: *cleaning his glasses* he's a fucking loser Dave.

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

You Have to sort your body out when Youve not seen someone for ages and first thing he says is "I see you've stopped playing rugby" #tubster

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

I had no clean shirt for work today & asked my dad if I could borrow one of his & I obvs forgot he's 6'5 and slightly bigger than xmas #tent

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

Martin Martin Martin! #youlikehimdontyoudavid

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

Me and Bill Hill 2 Haresfinch hunks on a nice little man date to the Trafford centre #ladsday

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Manchester City confirm the signing of Nicolás Otamendi from Valencia.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

When your phone is at 1%.
https://t.co/HhDiLbO5nU

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

When you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time...

[Jamie Peacock MBE @JamiePeacock10]

Why would I smile - having to have a photo with Jedward... https://t.co/9DCyl0lAYF

[Jacob Colquitt @Official_JayC]

@Muldoon_93 il get emotional if I start thinking about that! #goodtimes