Baking bog witch

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[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

I love her, but the soup is mine.

[The Nap Ministry @TheNapMinistry]

Why talking about “self-care” without an anti-capitalism framework is a scam.

[Sandra B @CinephileSandra]

"No! Latin?! IN SPACE?!" is maybe the funniest reaction to Event Horizon I have ever heard. God bless you, @RuinedPodcast @AlisonLeiby @HalleKiefer

[Extremely Country @DarrinEvans]

The Venn Diagram of Americans that think summary execution is acceptable for minor crimes and that the government is totally overreaching for asking them to wear a mask during a pandemic is a circle.

[prance @bocxtop]

people think u go to college and get radicalized by “commie professors” but rlly u get radicalized after eating ramen for 2 months straight while building up 6-figure debt then seeing that elon musk meme’d his way to becoming richer than god

[KB @KaraRBrown]

It's crazy that we just have to be people

[Baking bog witch @OftruthRedpanda]

We love to see it

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

How to use up leftover egg yolks or egg whites, based on how many you have https://t.co/KeG6hEXIT6

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seriously Geeky #PiDay Dad-Joke alert…

In mathematics, Pi are not round. Pi are squared.

[Baking bog witch @OftruthRedpanda]

Been sick for almost a week so I told my family I’m not leaving my bed today. Tbh not sure why I didn’t think of this earlier. Will be living life from bed now.

[Baking bog witch @OftruthRedpanda]

@ATWWDpodcast @xtineschiefer i also flood the bathroom trying to wash my face!!!!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

always shocks me when people say the gifted program set them up to fail like that’s some big surprise. everybody else was learning to read, and they pointed to you and said “not this one. this one will learn riddles.” of course your brain is broken

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It is utterly embarrassing that “pay people enough to live” is a stance that’s even up for debate.

Override the parliamentarian and raise the wage. McD’s workers in Denmark are paid $22/hr + 6 wks paid vacation. $15/hr is a deep compromise - a big one, considering the phase in.

[Ron Placone @RonPlacone]

I feel like this Biden guy might not be all that great. I wish we could’ve known this somehow during the primary. If only he’d have left 40 years worth of clues or something...

[Baking bog witch @OftruthRedpanda]

Had a dream that @GHardstark and I met Glen Danzig in Central Park and he really creeped us out.
???????????

[M. Molly Backes @mollybackes]

Ok Twitter, who is the Indigo Girls of straight people?

[Baking bog witch @OftruthRedpanda]

@SharonCoolidge @HCEMA Just saw it was an accident. Way to make me panic on a Monday morning!

[Baking bog witch @OftruthRedpanda]

@StaceySmithCCC Is it the end times??? The rapture? Punxsutawney Phil got eaten? I don’t know!

[V3rbal @malcolmbarrett]

The guy worried about Mexicans coming into our country to seek a better life is fleeing to Mexico to seek a better life.

[The Nap Ministry @TheNapMinistry]

Perfectionism is a function of white supremacy. You can lay down.