Natalie

Wife of Mack (B.S. ChE)

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

Due to unforeseen circumstances- I’ve decided to “damn, that’s crazy” my way out of every interaction until future notice.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

I am a bitter bitch but I hate bitter bitches.
If a man wasn’t already beating your ass, I would.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

Idc if this is controversial

But if I looked like Ariana Grande you could not pay me to stfu about it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

I love my husband. I’m genuinely so fucking lucky.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

Maybe we should- yk
Guillotine them.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

The world may give you Heidi Klum but I’m giving you BBL shrek realness. Happy Halloween.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

Ok I was joking but now I have to start making foot content I fear

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

I’m about to start posting feet pics full time

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

@apollotsg @MattCFocus Bruh. yes.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

HELLO IM BACK AND THIS TIME - AS A WIFE!

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

It’s always the bitches built like mike wazowski that hate on women for no reason.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

It’s the
Catching 11 bodies this month but couldn’t catch a ring in 5 years for me 🫢

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

@amcregoa I know the feeling. I had a reduction and even though I’m a D cup- I still feel more normal than being at an i cup. I’d go smaller if I could!

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

@emyr94 They’re out girl.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

@emyr94 Girly pop where the hell were you driving

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

@snarkyjesse What the hell is May 12

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

@amcregoa Day 1-3 are ungodly. Day 4 rolls around and suddenly it’s smooth sailing.

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

I miss Kim & Pete. I’m tryin to be like them fr.

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@emyr94 🤭🤭 one day

[Natalie @OhDaddyNat]

It’s so weird how my engagement went WAY down the moment I put my profile on private. It’s almost like I got fans on the outside 🤭🤭