fvck this

she/her/hers ~ fuck off

[Tonči Jukić @toncijukic]

This is one of the best descriptions I've lately ran into.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

instead of banning tiktok how about you ban the zoning laws that are ticking up rents and making us tok about affordable housing

[W.E.B. Du Bois Movement School @AbolitionSchool]

🌈 Kissinger is dead—may the old world die with him 🌈

[Benjamin Pope @fringetracker]

A good day to contemplate the war crimes we could stop right now

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

We write our obituaries in life, not in death. Live a life that caused mourning, and your life’s end will be a celebration.

If, at the passing of a person who made themselves monstrous, you would honor humanity, honor the humanity of the victims of that monstrous life.

[reb @rebmasel]

You deserve a Happy Pride. I love you. Happy happy first day, and every day, and every month, and every year of Pride. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I’m a bitch
I’m an Orca
Sinking boats
Just off Majorca
I’m a sinner
I’m a whale
My sinking never fails

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

life is about trying the caesar salad at as many places as possible

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

this kind of thing makes me so happy I wanna laugh and cry. god I love being human. I love seeing humans being humans together

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

this is not remotely close to being one of nature’s most unnerving birds. Be serious

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

It's finally time! Trans girl scout cookies!

Trans kids are under attack nationwide. The Girl Scouts has accepted trans girls and non-binary kids for years now. Let's make the lives of some trans scouts a little bit better and get tasty cookies to boot.

Thread of links here! 🧵

[Angie Manfredi @misskubelik]

Jack Black is a celebrity. He's a movie star. He's a rock star. He oozes charisma and sex appeal and charm. It absolutely kills me that people find 100 ways to talk around this, 99 of them because he's fat.

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

new horror novel with @tornightfire CAMP DAMASCUS is now up for pre-order here: https://t.co/jVBgZ19Rct

you can read first chapter here: https://t.co/7q0uhlafWv

i have some thoughts and feelings about this important way. please take a moment to read. thank you buckaroos

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[darius. @_dariussimpson]

there are good cops…

[Gretchen Sisson @gesisson]

This decision is, at least in part, about ensuring there are infants available for domestic adoption.

This is not a new aim.

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus