marci

are your lights on?

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Everyone is intimidating until you watch them eat a yogurt.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Why do most apts allow cats and not dogs? Cats poop and pee inside. Isn’t that more obtrusive than a dog who goes outside.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

I see how this could be sarcastic, but I mean this.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Nothing like a “good job” email!

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Please do not send me 15 messages to respond to my question.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Squelching.

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I let Chris crack egg.

[˖ ꜝ❤︎ kimi 𑣲 ⏦ﾟ @piinkimi_]

us baking together ♡

[marci @OhMyMarci]

If you are only using 1 stick of butter, get it away from me I don’t want it.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Has anyone ever watched Blue Velvet? Very bizarre/disturbing and would never watch again, but very good scoring.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

I would love for a handwriting expert to analyze me and tell me what’s up

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Some lady today told me I might want to stop eating Doritos. But you know what? I hate Doritos and my boyfriend and the guy that gives me pedicures think I’m hot so…

[marci @OhMyMarci]

I’m never buying Skims EVER @ the algorithm… stop showing me ads it’s just going to make me have a psychotic break.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

The healthcare system is actually ridiculous. It’s a business designed to make money and help no one… Not a knock to anyone in it, you’re all angels made in God’s image, it’s the system designed by your fat cat overlords who live a life of luxury while you world 12 hour shifts.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

If someone makes a mistake because of your poor communication, I just think it doesn’t really make sense to belittle that person because like…. It’s actually your fault.

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Question to all the ladies with acrylics: do you do dishes? If so, how do you get them stay on

[marci @OhMyMarci]

@badtweetfactory Bring back skullcandy and their aesthetic

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Do you remember skullcandy

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Nooo Balenciaga, this a joke? This is a Claire’s/Icing design for $2,500?????

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Boomers say “Thx.” never “Thanks”

[marci @OhMyMarci]

Nicholas Minaj