C.J., again

Full Time Professional Fuck Up.

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

Me: cooking dinner, just chilling.

My brain: “hey dude, remember that scene in “Beauty & The Beast” where Belle walks through that hallway of smashed up furniture? Do you think that was really just furniture, or were they servants that the Beast had murdered?”

Me: bro…what?

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

This video asked me “what are you?” and then proceeded to call the cops on me 10 different times.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

How’s everyone’s day going?

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@TheNebraskaChck @SarahsSw33ts Jesus Christ 🫠

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@angel_0f_deathx Ouch

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

Couldn’t fall asleep last night until about 2:00 AM because of my jaw pain, and showed up 5 minutes late to work today.

My coworker that was out sick for two weeks after her week long vacation in Mexico is out sick again today.

Hooray for ShitsFucked Wednesdays.

Send butts.

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@erica__638 ❤️

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

This is so fucking good

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@rainmc Wait he’s mad that citizenship might get easier? I thought more taxpayers is a good thing, no?

[UAW @UAW]

"In 2019, when @realDonaldTrump WAS the President of the United States, where was he then? Our workers at GM were on strike for two months out there on the picket lines. I didn't see him hold a rally, I didn't see him stand up at the picket line, and I sure as hell didn't hear…

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@iamAtheistGirl @MikeyNoMo If Heaven is full of people like Mike then I gladly choose Hell.

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

Good old fucking Riverside

[Ryan Marino, MD @RyanMarino]

A Riverside County Sheriff’s Deputy was found with 104 pounds of fentanyl in his vehicle.

Interestingly, he did not have any symptoms from this exposure to so much fentanyl, which he is charged with transporting and selling. https://t.co/i70xqrdVPm

[Feminist Witch 🌙 @DonCorleANN]

Boy math is being a “Traditional Man” while living in your girlfriends house and using her Wi-Fi to tweet

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@Isi_baehr The fuck is Rumble?

[Feminist Witch 🌙 @DonCorleANN]

Boy math is waiting until her 18th birthday, and thinking that doesn’t make you a pedophile.

[thot leedurr @DocDre]

PPP forgiveness good
Student loan forgiveness bad

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

Willing to be a scab and damn near kill someone for $14 an hour tells you just how bad it is out here.

[𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  @billyd3_]

@rogerkimball

[#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1]

What’s this? Oh, it’s just white Philly fans rioting & flipping over cars last yr while police do nothing. Why? Cuz injustice of Eagles losing a 🏈 game to the Chiefs. Most white ppl DGAF about property damage, only minimizing or justifying police murder. Justice 4 #EddieIrizarry

[sheologian @sheologian]

Boy math is when a guy spending 2 hours in a subreddit once means he knows more than a woman with a graduate degree in that topic.

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@AllisonRFloyd Me any time I hear My Chemical Romance’s “I Don’t Love You.”

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

@nihilisticuffs MV Agusta’s motto is “Motorcycle Art,” and an example of one of their older models was put in the Guggenheim Museum for “The Art Of The Motorcycle” exhibit.

I’ve ridden an F4. It’s still one of the most exhilarating experiences of my life.

[C.J., again @OhNoNotThatDude]

I really wish this thing wasn’t $50,000, cause goddamn I want it.