Chaos Coordinator

Not a hockey mom, more like hockey aunt. Can be a bit of a rampaging panda at times.

[American Cruciata…..🇺🇸 @Ranger_Summit]

Who is this toolbag role model? He sucks. #WinterClassic

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

NOOOOOOO, Alex Vlasic can't get hurt already. NOOOOOOO.

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

Seeing white girls in America who drink pumpkin spice lattes throw around the word fascist to describe Jimmy Kimmel getting pulled off the air. Literally, no clue the actual meaning. Go to China or somewhere else in the world to learn the actual definition.

[Chicago Contrarian @ChicagoContrar1]

Another example of our mayor's misplaced priorities.

Here, the mayor laments the death of an illegal who attacked ICE agents, dragging one, which required him to be hospitalized.

Days ago, a crash-and-grab burglary crew killed an innocent motorist during the attempted getaway.

Yet not a pang of sympathy from the mayor for an innocent victim of a serious crime, nor a word of condolence for his family.

Brandon Johnson is a disgrace.

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

All I’m going to say is that 9/11/01 America would be so disappointed in 9/11/25 America.

[MLB @MLB]

Name a better way to spend your summer night ...

We'll wait 😍

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

And also, you're lucky I wasn't someone who was carrying. Stupid ass kids going to get themselves killed over TikTok. Fuck that stupid app.

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

I think I was a part of a TikTok fad, and well, I hope that paid off for that fat fuck white boy in the pink hoodie, when your ass got escorted off of the riverwalk in Chicago. You're lucky I didn't chase after you and throw your phone in the river. dumb fuck.

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

@GuyfromDetroit ……4 year old has been on cruises already???

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Matt Nagy: aw shucks man we just gotta watch the film and find out the why

Matt Eberflus: that was the worst loss of all time but I think we handled it the right way

Ben Johnson (up 28): if we let them score even a single time the team is walking home from Soldier barefoot

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

@sullysullivano @MOQPhiKing Too many clouds

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

@Miller_Congress Someone never taught you about population size and cities did they….

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

POV: you forgot the Chicago Air and Water Show was this weekend 😂

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

God. I love air and water show weekend in Chicago.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Busch loves Busch 🤝

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

Welcome back to Michael Busch Stadium! #cubs

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

@munchie216 Why is it so expensive there???

[Chaos Coordinator @OhPuckMyLife]

Gut wrenching. Wanted to name my kid after him.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Cubs legend Ryne Sandberg has passed away.

He was 65.

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

It doesn’t matter if you can't sing. There are three infallible rules for singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at Wrigley Field:
1. Don’t make it about yourself.
2. Engage with the fans.
3. Sing with gusto, and finish with, “Let’s get some runs!”
Easy like Sunday morning. 🎤⚾️

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Michael Busch, who was not selected as an All-Star, currently leads NL first basemen in wRC+ 😳