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Stuff happened. And now, here we are.

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Or are you positing that unicorns NEVER flatuate. Like a mammal of that complexity would lack the inclination or even the ability to expectorate from the bowelular region?

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@REDROMINA I did a trilogy:

Mopey farm-boy never makes it to his shopping trip at Taashi Station.

Easily upset farm-boy learns his genealogy.

Brooding farm-boy befriends woodland creatures and they all sing.

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Across from the restaurant based on the French bastardizations of Vietnamese soups 'Faux Phó'

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There really should be a chiropractor clinic named "Release the Crackin'"

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It's over by the new Asian-fusion bakery 'Pad Thai Cake! Pad Thai Cake!'

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I hope everybody has a 100% medically accurate Christmas!

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@andizeisler Cashmere undies would be the epitomy of 'the lap of luxury'

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@dizwire Get out!

The tree is calling from inside your house!

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@FrankConniff Say you failed seventh-grade grammar without saying you failed seventh-grade grammar.

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@michaelianblack That's cool! Not many kids know the question mark is part of his name.

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@stealthygeek I'm waiting for Krokodil Crocodile

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@aric What is Shakti and why does it give you a horrible rash? Is it some form of back herpe?

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@mikeyface Everybody's livin' for the weekend!

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I hope everybody has a 100% medically accurate Christmas!

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@dumbbeezie We attempted to reach God for comment, but He rushed past assembled reporters to hide in a bathroom.

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@dizwire I dunno, that neighborhood looks sketchy.

#rimshot

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@dizwire @HoCoHowie It has been usurped by the Crab Leg Menorah

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@CoachPr_NJ Everything Everywhere All at Once

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@dizwire Everything Everywhere All At Once

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@stealthygeek If we're 'living in the future', then why do doors still have hinges? Doors of the future shoosh into the walls, not swing into a room like a buncha savages.

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@stealthygeek I'd love to find '50s style alien invaders attack a classic high fantasy land. Aliens technological advancedness is countered by their never encountering magic before.

At least one dogfight happens between flying saucers vs. dragons