Erik Marino

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[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

Sam Neill???!!!! 😭 😭 😭
LIFE is supposed to FIND A WAY!!!

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

How long will Mitch McConnell & staff be allowed to play Hinding The Biden? #ProofOfLife

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

War with Iran has officially lasted longer than Lindsey Graham. Wow

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

@JamarMalachi Neither did his knee

[Ruairí Ó Cléirigh 🇮🇪🇺🇸 @RedKingRuairi75]

Even the Lemon was speechless.

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

How well did Donald's speech go last night? He just fired his Attorney General

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

Sundowning of an American President. Sad

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

EPSTEIN FILES!
EPSTEIN FILES!
EPSTEIN FILES!

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

If we're So Powerful then OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, Old Man Maga

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

Old man maga. Sad.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox host: I think it is alarming that we have not been able to see or hear from any of the Iranian people. Do they have drinking water, food?

Trump: Do you remember when we had lunch years ago at Trump Tower? You have not changed. You may be even better looking.

[Senate Budget Democrats @SenateBudget]

MURRAY: Is it true that people making under $184k pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate?

DAHL: Yes.

MURRAY: And the rate for someone making $1 million?

DAHL: 2.2%.

MURRAY: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184k, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

This TMZ pivot might put them back on the map

‘If you see one of the 535 members of Congress on vacation during Easter Break’

“Take a picture and send it to us”

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

Never watched Walker, Texas Ranger
Walker, Texas Ranger watched me

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

War in Iran is so bad it killed Chuck Norris. #FuckTrump

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

We're not in WW3. Future historians will refer to this as Womp Womp 3
#WompWomp3 #DonaldsBigExcursion

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Crockett: "What if someone from another country said 'We're gonna come and bomb America, kill civilians, because we have a warrant for the president's arrest because of the child sex trafficking in the Epstein files.' I can guarantee that every single one of you that is sticking up for him right now would be screaming from the rooftops. The analysis has to be the same."

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?

PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.

Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?

PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot. (2026)
https://t.co/6qnOCKyZxi

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

If Venezuela wins WBC they should get to take Trump back to Venezuela with them

[Erik Marino @OhThatMarino]

@FanBoysSuckk @JancsNel @TheTradingwolf0 @grok @NATO @realDonaldTrump