Jason Lucas🇺🇸

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

There are a lot of dating sites where lonely people can meet other people. I need a site where a married father of three can meet loneliness

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@TVietor08 Who doesn’t love the Commodores without Lionel? Am I right?

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

Am I the only one that immediately feels like I’m in a white Ferrari Testarossa flying down a Miami highway at 100mph when In The Air Tonight comes on?

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@BehizyTweets That’s like 8 Trump people in this video.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

You know how when you go into a bar to pick up a girl you treat the hot ones like shit and the fat ones like they’re hot? Well if you want to take over a country you just treat the dumb people like theyre smart and make them think the smart people are the dumb ones.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

Well, after that debate I’m just thinking that the last time a democrat stopped fascism he was in a wheel chair with polio. Looks like this time democrats won’t be that lucky.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

In politics, when they say “the base,” they mean the stupid people.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

I’m going to go drink some bud light and eat Chick Fil A while dressed in drag shooting an AR-15. That’s about where I am now with you people.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

Seems like anyone that makes a living online telling you how to make money, is only making money off that video telling you how to make money. If was making millions of dollars from something I could do from anywhere, no one would ever see me again.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

I’m all for respecting my heritage, but a lot of people seem to care more about their past than their future. Let’s keep it moving people. You’re holding up the line (of progress).

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@RepMTG @SpeakerMcCarthy @HouseGOP I know what’s NOT coming. A healthcare bill.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@Eataburrito Miss you buddy.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

Google “Lenny Bruce” and read up on ACTUAL attacks on free speech.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@jason_howerton Make sure they embrace failure and keep trying. Don’t let them quit. Don’t push them into something they’re clearly not good at. Find their niche and encourage it fully so they feel confident.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@matedgar In your defense, he’s cute until you get up close.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Try being nonpartisan for a day. Call out stuff that’s wrong, stupid, or dishonest no matter where it comes from. Even if it comes from your side. Just try it.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

I don’t post a lot because I don’t think I have anything interesting to say most of the time, then I see someone post a video of themselves dancing in a mirror holding their phone with 10 million views. I gotta be way more narcissistic.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

I was kind of excited when I heard there was a G.I. Jane 2 coming out.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

@mahhcus Same kind of guy who thinks Elvis invented Rock and Roll.

[Jason Lucas🇺🇸 @jasonmlucas]

I like to shake things up and piss people off a little because it seems like you have to get people mad for them to say what they really feel.