Oh That Tyler

All the sarcasm that's fit to tweet. Reformed scoundrel. Proudly blocked by @gehrig38. Avatar by @heatherantos. Come find me where the sky is blue.

[Oh That Tyler @OhThatTyler]

I’m playing Metal Gear Solid for the first time! It’s my first foray into the series! I’ll be posting my thoughts here as I play, feel free to follow along and weigh in!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We fucking told you so. We warned you all.
Anyway...

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

The look of a failed president.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Hitler didn’t report how many people his concentration camps were killing either.

[JulesNader386 @Julesnader386]

These are concentration camps.
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These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
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These are concentration camps.

[Oh That Tyler @OhThatTyler]

MY KING

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Michael @TheMG3D]

So much for freedom of speech

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

STRANGE HOW ELECTIONS IN AMERICA WERE CONSIDERED SAFE UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR WHO'S ALSO A CONVICTED FELLON TOLD AMERICA THEIR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED 🙄🤡

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

No housing for working people but ICE and Israel get as many blank checks as they want.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

“A family from Mexico arrives this morning legally has as much right to the American Dream as the direct descents of the Founding Fathers.”

Bob Dole accepting the Republican nomination for President in 1996.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

266,000 jobs under Biden:
“slowed”
“muddled expectations”
“fell short”

172,000 jobs under trump:
“upswing”
“vigorous”
“strong sign for economy”

This is the double standard Dems have had to deal with for the past 10 years.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The bad moment in question:

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.

Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

[Covie @covie_93]

You voted for this

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Jan. 6 rioter Andrew Taake has pled guilty to soliciting a minor.

He previously received a full pardon from Trump, even though he was caught on camera attacking Capitol police.