Nicole

Come for the parenting jokes, stay for the TV references and political snark.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

I Got Chocolate on My Beer: A Memoir

[steph @steph_mcca]

rich people are like we have to disguise the refrigerator

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@BriRagan @JenHatmaker 😂

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

[watching Misery with my husband and friend]
Friend: Who is your Paul Sheldon?
Me: Who would I stalk? Haha… maybe Jen Hatmaker.
Husband: You want to feed Jen Hatmaker soup?
😂

I promise not to kidnap you @JenHatmaker

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@KimmyMonte In high school I broke up with a guy after canoeing. He cried for two hours in my friend’s van, and he was sitting on my mom’s beach towel so I couldn’t leave. We had been dating six DAYS…

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@ask_aubry “Yes. Absolutely. Once you’ve headed out, can you try to contact a friend who could help us on Saturday or Sunday?”

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

Right now I’m washing clothes, drying clothes, washing dishes, vacuuming, and cooking chicken. Thanks Technology!

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@lindsayfickas Our church had a panel about mental health today!

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

Thought I found a wheat penny, but it was just a dirty penny with the *new back.

*changed in 2010…

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

True revival takes care of widows and orphans.

True revival delivers good news to the poor and freedom to the oppressed.

True revival brings tangible help to the “least of these.”

If Asbury turns into that, praise Jesus. If not, then it’s just a really long worship service.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@MuckleMcDuckle @masonmennenga @eanhammond Wag the Dog is EXACTLY what I thought about when Cedarville’s president called for a “revival” on Monday, instead of the walkout that had been planned to protest how the university has been handling iX issues!

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

If you’re a therapist specializing in religious trauma, buckle up because the kids taking part in this #revival will be flocking to you in the next few years.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@CarissasNewLife Yes. But my dad would add, “and I’m Dick!” So it was also funny.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@lindsayfickas Hanson…

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@CarissasNewLife Blue

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@Kacy_writer @lindsayfickas Bride Wars was sort of like that.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@KwaniALunis 0.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@LudicrousLouisa @hels I must find a penis angel.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@ecstillmank @achzkris @jacasiegel 😂 we say “pie iron”

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@MendoKC @sarahkcomedy My FIL always encouraged “consumables” for this reason. Food, calendars, gift cards, etc.

[Nicole @OhiosOkayestMom]

@lindsayfickas I’ve started coloring during the sermon and I listen so much better!