Alan Hoffman

I love everyone.

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@Princess_Holly @noyoucmon Aw, thanks for that, @Princess_Holly. Also, my moustache was insane!

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@noyoucmon Aw, well that is a requited love. Sometimes fate proves to be beneficial. (Sorry my iPhone only sends notifications for Britney Spears and Ben Chasny; I stumbled upon this very nice Tweet.)

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@noyoucmon Now you cannot blame my persona on jaded cynicism because I sincerely have not changed much in 30 years. Cheers to the doppelgänger!

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@oharris69 @Mego_0 Probably his most accessible, yet still weird enough LP, and one about which he’s very proud. Cherry Red is giving it a deluxe reissue by March 2021.

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@Mego_0 And it is rereleased next month. Good record but I hate the cover.

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@noyoucmon Oh you put this up to make me happy?!

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@noyoucmon I am deeply saddened by this exclusive visit.

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@noyoucmon Peeing is believing. (Sorry, entered this app based on a notification and couldn’t resist the pun. And, not to belittle your lyrics, but the man has a song named, “I Like The Crotch On You.”)

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@robertloerzel @noweakhugs @noyoucmon Wow. The most Twitter action I’ve ever had...and all while I was voting. I knew about this show a month ago so it’s my own damned fault if I miss it. (And @noyoucmon’s 😊.)

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@oharris69 lead us not into temptation. (And I am only here 'cause I did updates.)

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@noyoucmon I am your father.

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@noyoucmon I don't. This example was practically sleepwalking. I woke up, opened Twitter, and went back to sleep.

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@noyoucmon Gallo: [Roger Ebert] is a fat pig with the physique of a slave trader and I curse him with colon cancer..."

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@noyoucmon was anyone going to tell me that my shirt was opened to my navel today? #friends

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@noyoucmon the campaign that never ends.

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@oharris69 I just saw this! ❤️

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@oharris69 @noyoucmon cobra. Not now.

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@noyoucmon haha!

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@noyoucmon meditative

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@oharris69 @robertloerzel @noyoucmon Owen would not acquiesce. "Stipe is the only god," he says.