Oil Co Intern

Oil & Gas Landman and corporate culture expert. Summer house on Kharg Island.

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

Today I met with a BD “director” at a small PE-backed operator in the Permian hoping to farm into Oil Co’s Tier 4 acreage.

I made time for him between learning modules about Oil Co’s core values.

He offered us a full ride with 50% back-in APO.

I didn’t know what APO meant.

The lease had a continuous drilling clause we couldn’t meet. I was unfazed.

I asked him if he had visited Cowboy Prime. He had.

He asked me if I had looped in my boss about this deal. I hadn’t.

Protecting company assets isn’t just about experience. It’s about relationships.

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@RealPETE2020 ☝️

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@OilGasBull @Tejanobrown Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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@uncledoomer Is that the chick from today’s meme?

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@RealPETE2020 Sick invite

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@RealPETE2020 Cattle Boy Summer?

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@RealPETE2020 Bad use of the meme.
She
LOVES
THAT
SHIT

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

How your timeline looks at you when all you’re trying to do is figure out if the Strait of Hormuz is open or not

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@ShaleTier7 Sad

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@DonMiami3 OilTwitSummer

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@RealPETE2020 Hunter would make a great Houston Barclays analyst

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@willrayvalentin He could have at least waited to bomb Iran and spike E&P valuations until after LTI shares were granted

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@ShaleTier7 Drop the “for the Thursday 11am meeting.”
It’s cleaner

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@J_Koenig21 @ThinkAppraiser Slide me that $500 and I’ll get him out by yesterday

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

Five different inters ask: “So how long have you worked for Oil Co?”

Three respond to your answer with: “You likin’ it?”

Two say, “Awesome” while nodding their heads

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

How it feels being 30 and volunteering to attend the summer intern event

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@Aubrey___K Oil Boys Summer

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@Tejanobrown

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@WHjohnherring @MustangMan_TX Bruh

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@Albertagarbage The Strait of Hormuz is never reopening

-RP2020

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

@joshritchie Why’s that?

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

One of my followers doesn’t want to retire

38 years old with a wife and kids

Makes $320k as a landman

Spends $130k/year

Here are his assets:

$60k cash
$700k 401k
$400k Roth IRA
$1.5 million home
Ford Raptor at 23% APR

Owns 6 rentals with net monthly income of $5k

Inherited mineral rights currently paying him ~$17k/month

What advice do you have for him?

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

One of my followers wants to retire

48 years old with zero debt

Doesn’t want marriage or kids

Makes $215k as a CPA

Spends $90k/year

Here are his assets:

$40k cash
$275k 401k
$150k Roth IRA
$1.2 million home

Inherited 5 rentals worth $2 million

Net rental income is $8k/month

He’ll be reading the replies

What advice do you have for him? 🤔