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canadian freedom 🇨🇦 — avid digital marketer 📈— 🐧 since ‘06

[oiler ⚡️ @oilersmyth]

I've had @blink182's new album on repeat all summer 🚥♫

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

ninja is just fully mogging all kitchen products at this point

HydraSense = a smarter, 6x faster Brita

CREAMi = America's #1 ice cream maker that turns frozen protein shakes into ice cream

SLUSHi = slushie machine that freezes almost any drink without ice or dilution

CRISPi = glass air fryer you can cook, serve + store food in

Luxe Café = best-selling US espresso machine that makes drip coffee + cold brew and froths milk for you

Thirsti = a soda machine that lets you control the flavor, strength + fizz

goated company

[Paledoptera 🦋 @paledoptera]

video essay culture has ruined my life. you click a minecraft video and some white guy with an annoying voice goes "minecraft isn't just a video game, it's a philosphical concept" and the first half hour of the video is a cold read of the wikipedia page on javascript

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

journalist asking Doug Ford a question slips up and says "Howard Nutlick"

[jake @reyscarradine]

that home alone 2 rewatch at christmas is REALLY gonna hit huh

[OK Then @okaythenfuture]

I have barely listened to any Dolly Parton songs ever, but her death stands out to me for one massive reason.

We are entering the earliest stages where we will rapidly lose all of the stars of the 1960s and 1970s, the celebrities who kind of established the mass star system.

Paul McCartney is 84. Bob Dylan is 85. Mick Jagger is 83. Diana Ross is 82. Ringo Starr is 86. Stevie Wonder is 76.

These people don’t feel like historical figures because they’re still here.

But what still feels like recent lived history is becoming actual history.

The 20th century is leaving the room.

[??? @Mirror_Complex]

This app is a psychological weapon. Most of the internet is a psychological weapon. This is not a benign place, it is actively hostile and manipulative.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

@thrillersbabe DAWGGGG EXCEPT T H E ONE

[oiler ⚡️ @oilersmyth]

@thrillersbabe @iamjlniles NO!!!!

[lauren 🦇 #MJTWT @thrillersbabe]

THAT'S 3 PEOPLE FROM HOME ALONE 2 IN THE SAME YEAR WTFFFF

[Peronianexodus @peronianexodus]

Hombres despues de una ruptura: ire a un gimnasio a ponerme bien. Trabajare duro y hare mucho dinero.
Mujeres despues de una ruptura: le voy a chupar la pija a un random.jijiji.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

The feeling of losing my Aunt Dolly is beyond what feels right to share. Our most sacred moments were private and they’ll stay there behind the stage, beneath the glamour & between our hearts.

What I KNOW is Dolly would want me to feel it, write a song about it, and then continue on and be strong. I have an angel by my side. I always have. One of our last conversations was about music and metamorphosis. 🦋

I will always love her and want to make her proud. My heart breaks for the world, her family and friends who will miss her deeply. We’re in this loss together and we will see her in all of the most beautiful things. 💖 @dollyparton

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Tim Curry has passed away aged 80.

[Hades @31rtyone]

Take an annual leave for one week and just do nothing. Stay at home, rot in bed, watch movies, game, just don’t do anything. You’ll thank me.

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Yes traveling is fun and yes there are lots of loser guys who'd rather jerk off and play video games than do something like travel but you can't underestimate the role mass cheap travel and social media have played in turning it from an adventure (which appeals to men) to a luxury good (which appeals to women), not to mention the stigma of the "passport bro"

[senz 🐦‍⬛ @senzcity]

notice how we have (i)message in the US but they have (We)Chat in China?

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

You'd think Slim, of all people, would know the importance of responding to the people who write him letters.

[Co-op Tory 🍁 @CoopTory]

How Trump makes Canada sound:

[Wes Welker @triplecrownlol]

Couldn’t of said it any better myself