vero

i love my wife

[vero @OkItsVero]

attitude like a hot pocket
personality like a pizza

[miya @miyarah_]

“a nadie le gusta estar encerrado en su casa todo el día”

yo todo el día acostada y feliz:

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I only date sweetiepies cus wtf is “my bitch” “my lil shit” are you crazy

[elly🌺 @ellye6ks]

men will say “at least im not selling my body” and then join the military

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I'm definitely the person you meet through other people. I'm not outside enough for you to just stumble upon me 😂😂

[detach @detachdaily]

you don’t realize how much your environment affects your mental state until you finally spend time somewhere that feels calm and your body stops feeling tense for once

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one will ever admit it, but Google was enough.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public: