Ol' Blue Eyes

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Time for Billy's words of realdumb. #AlaskanBushPeople

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Bird's allergic to hay, and dad Billy's allergic to work. #AlaskanBushPeople

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Long-lost Brown boy... #AlaskanBushPeople

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@maracruise2 I got a bad feeling about this.

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Be careful, Noahdall, don't let that longhorn puncture your pus belly. #alaskanbushpeople

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@JEN_JEN_2014 Extweemly little.

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Did I miss Jo$h Donaldson's at-bat? #mntwins

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Arraez, Arraez, Arraez... #MNTwins

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Baby... Blues....? #MNTwins

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This just in, Mauer's cardboard head pulled his oblique and is listed as day-to-day. #MNTwins

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Facey McLicky is gonna come in to pitch. Wonder how he'll handle to new pandemic rules. #MNTwins

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Everybody be quiet, Mitch Graver is up... #MNTwins

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Did Roy Smalley mention Gene Mauch tonight? #MNTwins

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It'll be fun to watch those cardboard heads sag and droop on humid days. #MNTwins

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@Brandon_Warne I sure hope there isn't a Gas Station Predator lurking around Target Field.

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Doesn't Josh Donaldson still owe Glenn Perkins a smackdown? HASHTAG: BeAfraidPerk. #MNTwins

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Is Roy Smalley being overly cautious about the pandemic? It sounds like he's wearing 15 face masks. #MNTwins

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Who's this musclebound no-neck talking about Frandsen Bank? #MNTwins

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I hope Joe Mauer's cutout head is made outta cardboard instead of glass like the real Joe was. Be nice if his *cutout* could last a whole season. #MNTwins

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How come none of the fans behind homeplate ever blink? It's creeping me out. #MNTwins