Olara Lamara

A geek for hire.

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I do not grant special authority to the beliefs of my culture any more than I grant it to the beliefs of other cultures.

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Careful reflection reveals a depth that is easy to overlook

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Having worked in software engineering for many years, I can confidently say that Flutterwave’s support ranks among the poorest I have experienced. Response times, issue resolution, and overall customer engagement fall well below industry standards.

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Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence, and as far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons ~ Max Ehrmann

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@SpireJim A rat may look harmless, but the hidden electrical damage it can cause is often far more expensive and troublesome than repairing a plastic bumper. That’s a good dog! 😁😁

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Earthquake!

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In my culture, the dancers are always the coolest. Here is a firsthand account of the royal Bwola dance. I had the distinct honour of dancing sandwiched between two Acholi kings!

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Dupery for dupery, what proof is there that dupery through hope is so much worse than dupery through fear?

[Barugahara Balaam Ateenyi. @BalaamBarugahar]

I serve a living God. I honor God, and I praise God.

“Commit your work to the Lord, and your plans will be established.” Proverbs 16:3

Thank you, Mr. President @KagutaMuseveni, for elevating me. Thank you, Papa Salim Saleh and my leader big brother General @mkainerugaba, for mentoring me. I will never disappoint you. We shall mobilize and serve our people parish per parish.

The transition of our parishes begins immediately. I will not sleep until every parish shines and poverty is removed from our communities. We must work together to transform the lives of our people and build a stronger Uganda.

There will be zero tolerance for corruption in PDM and all poverty alleviation programs during this kisanja. No sleep until service delivery reaches every household and every community benefits from government programs.

Our father Mr. President @KagutaMuseveni, I will not disappoint you. Ugandans, be part of the transition.

God bless Uganda, our esteemed President @KagutaMuseveni, Mama @JanetMuseveni, General Saleh , my leader @mkainerugaba, my family and to the people of Uganda .

Balaam Barugahara Ateenyi

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In Ntinda, grown men collapsed into each other’s arms as if reunited after surviving a civil war. Beer flew into the air. Plastic chairs shattered beneath dancing bodies. Someone climbed onto a fuel station sign and screamed the name of Arsenal F.C. toward the indifferent moon.

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@nilepostnews There is a queue? 😂

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If you’re in Kampala, enjoy Rick & Morty, and can tolerate existential conversations around a fire… one of these chairs has your name on it. 🔥

Dm to arrange for this experience.

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An oil change for a Cullinan typically costs between $700 to $3,000. And if you’re in Uganda, logistics, and specialized servicing can easily push the cost of a routine oil change past $10,000. (UGX 37 Million) Don’t even get me started on that 6.7 litter V12 fuel consumption

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. @Airtel_Ug developer portal is terrible!

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

The security forces under the direction and instructions of the Commander-in-Chief launched Operation 'Maliza Ufisadi' the other day. We shall expand this operation and apprehend all culprits. No one will be spared.

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@HustleKing01 @ugkatalina She sung, like Celine Dion!

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@CanaryMugume Very humble 😜

[Vensór Muhumuza @omuntuvensor]

Gen. Muhoozi could win with 99% of the vote if a presidential election were held right now.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

We have already made our decision on the new Speaker (a man). Men were born to lead. That's the natural order of things.

[Olara Lamara @OlaraLamara]

If your keyboard is Dvorak, hello 👋