Sir Chappington

Professor and amateur gentleman.

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

RIP, my beloved Sir Chappington. And to all those affected by #Goosepocalypse. May better times be ahead! - Dame Chappington

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

I simply cannot hold them off any longer. Goodbye, cruel world. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

Managed to break off a stall door and fight off some of the geese that've entered the W.C. Tweeting this as they regroup. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

The geese have detected me! They're currently trying to break down the bathroom door. SOMEONE END THIS MADNESS #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

It's been a few days since I've eaten. I dare say this might be the end. Also the geese have now completely taken over E5. #goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

@LizWalcoff @h2olo2 Do you deliver? I am a bit stuck at the moment. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

IT WAS THE GEESE. THE GEESE ARE TURNING VIOLENT. On the bright side, my hat has officially stopped growing feathers. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

Oh Mary mother of Jesus I just heard a window shatter. That can't have been the geese...? #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

Just took a peek. Can confirm theres now a substantial amount of geese at the 3rd floor of E5. Probably using the DC tunnel? #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

Geese still honking away outside the bathroom door at E5. Also, are they getting louder or is it just my sleep deprivation? #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

E5 tap water verdict: Not bad. #stuckwithoutluck #tapwater #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

Managed to find a few granola bars tucked away in my waistcoat pocket. Am munching away on the last one though... #blessed?#Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

@Dr_Jamie_Moreau Collaboration would be a superb idea had I not been trapped in a bathroom by geese for the past 24 hrs. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

@h2olo2 So after being chased by a flock, have finally barricaded myself in an E5 bathroom. WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

By God, my hats are starting to develop feathers! AS HAVE I. @h2olo2 you better start explaining yourselves. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

Had a jolly good weekend with some fellow chaps and this old fool. #Chaps #wine_et_dine

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

I must say, fantastic job on this new goose repellant, @h2olo2! Even doubles as hat polish. #Goosepocalypse

[Sir Chappington @OldChap8]

@h2olo2 Much talk of this new goose repellant formula. Thank goodness, my hats were being eaten and I was running out. #Goosepocalypse