h2olo2

@UWaterloo's newest and most recently destroyed biomedical research facility. We tried.

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

HONK! #ENGL295

[Anita Leads @WlooNews]

Tonight, all that remains of the terror that was #Goosepocalypse, this note scrawled on a charred wall @h2olo2: HONK if you love #ENGL295

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

I may be required to tweet until my contract expires, but I’m def not staying inside the lab while you all destroy it. #goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

Watching my employers burn from the safety of the WIN clean room. (Did you know there’s a separate building INSIDE the QNC?) #goosepocalypse

[Anita Leads @WlooNews]

Inferno @h2olo2 blazes on as @ava_proudmoore continues to ruffle feathers with equally hot claims. #Goosepocalypse https://t.co/3RY65MxtD5

[Anita Leads @WlooNews]

REPORTING LIVE: All the king's horses and all the king's men. Warning: Images may be disturbing. #Goosepocalypse

[Anita Leads @WlooNews]

REPORTING LIVE: @h2olo2 is going down harder than Humpty Dumpty. Warning: Scenes of violence. #Goosepocalypse

[Anita Leads @WlooNews]

REPORTING LIVE: Violence escalates at hostile takeover @h2olo2. Warning: graphic images. #Goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

I don’t want to go down with this ship, but HR has informed me I cannot break my contract as social media rep. #goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

@Dr_Jamie_Moreau @Geesetist1 Take your loyal social media rep with you!!

[Anita Leads @WlooNews]

BREAKING: Battle of the century erupts @h2olo2 as mutant creatures seek revenge to end #Goosepocalypse. Will b reporting live from location.

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

@LizWalcoff Don’t you also have a semesterly contract? What are we going to do?‘

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

@Dr_Jamie_Moreau @Geesetist1 Also am I free to break my contract and quit being social media rep now that everyone hates us? #goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

@Dr_Jamie_Moreau @Geesetist1 @LizWalcoff Do we have reinforcements? Looks like they’re coming for us!#goosepocalypse https://t.co/gBSmKWhT9F

[Melissa Karina @melissakarinak]

On my way to @h2olo2 to end this thing. Join me! #Goosepocalypse

[Geesetist @Geesetist1]

@h2olo2 services currently unavailable until further notice due to safety concerns and negative reaction towards anti-rep. #Goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

@lkalbfleisch @Dr_Jamie_Moreau This generous offer betrays a hostile tone. We politely turn down your assistance. #goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

Our researchers are feeling threatened by the hostile reaction to our anti-repellant. We will not be taking questions today. #goosepocalypse

[h2olo2 @h2olo2]

Reminder: H2olo2 is still locked to visitors for the safety of our faculty and student researchers. #Goosepocalypse

[Geesetist @Geesetist1]

@h2olo2 researchers are safe and sound..still working hard inside the lab despite reports of suspicious activity on campus #Goosepocalypse

[Geesetist @Geesetist1]

@h2olo2 researchers wonder if oral pill could be a more effective and efficient solution for reversing side effects? #Goosepocalypse