Osiris McGirt

I done my nickle in Azkaban.

[𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝. 𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊 🍉 @yourtownisnext]

found a handy guide to help make sense of THE ODYSSEY (2026)

[Your Humble Narrator @WittiestManEver]

Overheard from the crowd exiting AMC Lincoln Square: “The Cyclops? That was TOTALLY from Percy Jackson.”

[Bimble the Wizard @BimbleWizard]

#ICutBabiesInHalfForFun

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[Your Humble Narrator @WittiestManEver]

NOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT

DO NOT TRUST THAT HORSE

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Critical support to the Pride Baltimore light rail taking out a Tesla

[LUCY 🏳️‍⚧️💀👑 @regal_bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone. Pour one out for butt dyke house

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Going to the liquor store and buying all the buzz balls because I need materia to defeat shinra

[Osiris McGirt @OldDirtyWizard]

This is how they reveal Kingdom Hearts IV has a Song Of The South level

[RudyFrog @Rudy_Frog]

Facebook is awesome.

[Your Humble Narrator @WittiestManEver]

every horse is a Threat, hasan

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

POV. Waking up my Genie for some wishes

[Your Humble Narrator @WittiestManEver]

acab includes all horses

horses are nature's Pinkertons

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

what the hell is she doing down there

[Osiris McGirt @OldDirtyWizard]

@Mike_from_PA It was already obvious that the shock collar was a deliberate lie; if Piker had actually shocked a dog, these psychopaths would be gooning to it on a loop

[Osiris McGirt @OldDirtyWizard]

she’s gonna do the Monster Mash

[E! News @enews]

Beyoncé's Met Gala 2026 dress sparked fan theories about her upcoming album, ‘Act III.’ The skeleton design is similar to a 2003 look that could be a hint about the ‘Cowboy Carter’ follow-up. https://t.co/RUHDe9xeWj