Krizta

Paige • Kricket • Buffy | feminist | Auburn Tiger | underachiever at an eventing barn | too old for horse twitter | funnier in real life | she/her

[Krizta @OldHorseProblem]

Me: Don't compare horses to pets. They are athletes and large dangerous animals.
Also me: lol don't worry my horse is basically a dog.

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@GrapheqDesign STOP IT you’re making me want to paint a wall black in my house but I don’t have enough natural light to pull it off. 😂

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Pro tip: when your coworker is unexpectedly out of the office for three days straight, don’t ask her “Did ya have fun?” when she returns.

I did not have fun. I had a miscarriage.

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@GrapheqDesign Somehow this is the most on brand thing for you ever.

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@GrapheqDesign Electrolytes smell like cherry fun dip and cool calories smell like banana laffy taffy but both taste like ASS.

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@GrapheqDesign GIRL 😍🔥🔥🔥

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@learysp He was SO proud of himself when he had rendered me speechless.

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@pintsizejumper I was like no it’s not because... uh... because... damn. 😂

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When my husband said Land Rover 3DE is The Masters for horse girls.

[peppermintpons🍬 @peppermintpons]

Okay y’all hear me out: magic school bus but college. Carlos smokes hella weed. Arnold says “I knew I should have skipped class today”. Liz is the cool TA.

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I have reached a point in my life where my mom and I have our locations shared indefinitely. And it was my idea.

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@pastels_ponies 💚💚💚 You are a wonderful horse mom and I am here if you need a safe space to talk/vent/curse

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@chris_like_this @SitUpLegOn @chonkyanimals TURKEY CAT

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@Mares4Life Yes! Which is why I try so hard for my sister when it comes to gift giving. 😂

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@Mares4Life Oh man now I’m remembering the concept of love languages! My husband had me take a quiz years ago when we were dating. 😂 Some people express love through acts of service (I think is the terminology) and we both do. So it doesn’t seem out of the ordinary at all to me.

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@Mares4Life BUT he also gets up at 6 every morning with me to make my breakfast smoothie and see me off to work no matter when he needs to get up. ❤️

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@Mares4Life To SUPER play devils advocate, if the roles were reversed everyone would think it was adorable. 👀 Sometimes loving, healthy relationships can have things fall along traditional gender roles. Like how my husband takes out the trash because I hate it. 😂

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@trickntailoreds Oh god YES 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Favorite things from True Blood:
- Ginger’s screaming
- locals continually referring to him as “Vampire Bill”
- Lafayette’s everything
- Jason fucking Stackhouse

[MARC in a (Less) Cold Climate @marccold]

ME: whose dog are you

DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL

ME: whose cat are you

CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Whereas Flint doesn’t have clean drinking water, Puerto Rico hasn’t fully recovered, and 3 black churches burned to the ground without comment, Trump offers money to rebuild Notre Dame. That’s not America first. That’s white people first, even if they live in far away countries.