The Brain

[The Brain @OldManBrain]

@skyler_higley Until he finds out he’s Jewish. Then he’ll have him banned.

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@uaivito The scientific reason behind is your heart rate dropped to a certain level and your body basically jolted you awake to keep your heart rate above that level.

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@spergpartytime This is the guy who you’re trying to mock lol. Nice try.

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@mv_idk_ Awesome art, but just so you know Jalen should be holding the ball in his right hand. But still great work!

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@StewGriffin52 @andrewilliamsus That’s not happening. Because Wawa doesn’t exist all across the country. They’re mainly in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware with some sprinkled in Florida.

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@Chaser3712 @kyl3agles1 @UrinatingTree Here’s the thing we don’t have to. He’s signed for a few more years. We don’t have to trade him at all. Only reason we would is cause Howie is a good guy and would want to do right by players. Unless we get what WE want the eagles will gladly sit on him

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When mom says yes to Wendy’s on the way home.

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@TheGoomb1 Meanwhile Cuba doesn’t have electricity. Yay communism

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@NHLFlyers Can he suit up tonight?

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@bugtrio I pray they went all out if they actually did that to Peter. I can only imagine the effects on the arms and face.

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@Beardaknowledge In all honesty they could do that and fucking Russini will come out and say AJ still wants to be traded.

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@UpdatingOnRome No. Fuck the French.

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@BladeoftheS I never once seen a person happy losing 20% of their paychecks to taxes and insurance.

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@archer_rs How about you eat this 1776 dick?

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@NYCMayor A terrorist literally threw a bomb in YOUR city.

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@ProudSocialist You claim this is fake but will believe every ai slop Iran puts out lol

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@Danielsrotaryo1 @thefactualprep Iran was taking pot shots at American ships for like 2 years now.

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@Webtoes72 @NoLieWithBTC There is literally a meme in the military that whenever you get crab legs and steak for lunch the soliders know they’re about to do some gangster shit. It’s been that way since forever

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@VyprCEO “We’re not making nuclear bombs” caught enriching uranium up to 60%. Are you retarded?