Old Man Scotty

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

It's #NFLPlayoffs time!

RT by 2pm to win 2 tix to #SEAvsMIN. #ForgeAhead

https://t.co/PD7mBLX3fY

[FOX Sports 98.1 Sioux Falls @KWSNSports]

Want to win #Vikings vs. #Packers- 11/22 at @TCFBankStadium! Follow & RT! Give 'em away next week! Pick up in person

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

@ScottBanck hey I suck and cancel my plans to see Mitch in the cities.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

#DozierGoesDeep for his 17th homer of the year to give the #MNTwins the win tonight. It went about 387 feet. #VoteDozier

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

Can't wait to show my friends the new me this weekend! #getrowdy @SJBOnYourBitch @Kilgore_23 @AlbinoRhino0 @Tiede_9 @TheSecondSieve

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

I was supposed to go to Winona homecoming but then I realized something... Fun isn't in my vocabulary anymore. #oldmanstatus

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

I hate moving. What about you @SJBOnYourBitch

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

Just gunna say it, I'm a bitch.

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

Well... Just shit myself for the third time today. #damnwings

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

Fuck yeah! My new walker came in today! #OldManInMotion

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

So this one time.... 💤💤💤💤💤

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

@SJBOnYourBitch shut up! Grandma and I are trying to sleep!

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

@CrackheadMitchS if you stop with the crack, I promise to stop being old.

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

What it used to take to get me in bed:

1) wine

2) dinner

3) dancing

What it takes now:

1) Eh, why not? He already took the Viagra.

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

I still remember when AOL Instant Messenger was cool. I'm like a million years old.

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

There are two parts to my day:

1) when I’m asleep

2) when I wish I was asleep

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

Call me old fashioned, but back in my day we didn't take pictures of our food. We ate it.

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

I have two items on my agenda every day:

1) Wake up.

2) Don’t die.

[Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms]

It sounds like this is going to be a long story. Hold on.

*turns off hearing aid*

Please continue.

[Old Man Scotty @OldManScottyJ]

I hope to make it to Sioux Falls tonight but I'll probably bail because Mitch works until 8 and that's passed my Friday night bedtime.