Utachi Ichiha

Football. Scholes.

[Kaka @KAKA]

Reunidos 🇧🇷⚽️

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Brazil fans heard about Philadelphia's 'Rocky Curse' (it's bad luck to put your team colours on the statue), so they put an Argentina shirt on it 👕😅

[Will Saletan @saletan]

I love the idiotic cliché that having a 2-goal lead is the most dangerous scoreline in soccer.

I guess the only thing that's more dangerous would be a 3-goal lead. Because then, if the other team scores, you'd have a 2-goal lead, which is the most dangerous scoreline in soccer.

[Андрій @Andriy1927]

Amazingly this tweet explains Americans very well. The centre of the universe. They’re unable to recognize that these atmospheres exist everywhere and it’s not just because their country is co-hosting

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

After 96 years and 23 editions, Tunisia vs Japan will take the total number of games played at World Cups to 1,000.

To mark the upcoming milestone, @will_jeanes has come up with a list of the 10 most important World Cup games.

FREE TO READ 🔗 https://t.co/4xbY2KDhW3

[Malini @fenandme]

Why do NRIs settled in developed countries come to India for a vacation and start acting like 10-minute grocery delivery is the gold standard of development?

I would still take clean air, reliable public transport, walkable pavements, and roads without potholes.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“How did Raphina get injured so quickly”

Endrick on the bench:

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

62 - Türkiye failed to score despite attempting 62 shots in their first two matches at this year's FIFA World Cup, the most attempts without a goal in any two-match span in the competition on record (since 1966).

Frustrated.

[Ander Herrera Culture @salgovolandooo]

Pochettino (2027)

1h 33m

Dir. Clint Eastwood

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

Love this. The question was loaded with an insult. Whoever this young person is, served it right back in the nicest and firmest way. Indian media really has forgotten what pushback feels like, since they don't do it to this government. This person showed them how.

[Hatem Ben Arda @HatemBenArdaa]

aq düştüğümüz grupta 2 ülke futbola soccer diyo allah daha napsın bize

[Rk @RkFutbol]

“Whoever doesn’t jump loves Endrick”

Ancelotti :

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Americans after they find out that a group of fish is called “school”

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

BBC Sport has a live World Cup knockout bracket updating after every match.

Some clever soul has made it so it automatically works out the 495 possible combinations of third-placed teams.

Right now?
Germany v Brazil
England v Portugal
Scotland v Japan

https://t.co/RnvFefXFtQ

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Endrick: I want my Pizza with no Onion.

Ancelloti:

[Dr.Ufuk K @ufuk24]

Eğer bir Yunan’ın soyadı -akis ile bitiyorsa giritli, -idis ile bitiyorsa Trabzon veya İzmir kökenli, oglou ile bitiyorsa Anadolu kökenli hatzi ile başlıyorsa Kudüs kökenlidir.

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

🚨🌎 Un sostenedor de la bandera de República Checa de la FIFA se quedó atrapado en la enorme bandera mientras los demás la enrollaban. 😭🇨🇿

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

Otra vez en Brasil. Es más seguro irte de vacaciones a Mordor

[𝓔𝓾 ✍️ 愛と平和 @Eu_simplesment]

Eu não aguento a criatividade do brasileiro!
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[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The discovery of Brazilian Football Twitter’s depth has been the real victory of this World Cup so far.

My timeline has been absolutely flooded with them and I couldn’t be happier about it. They’re operating on a completely different level to the rest of us.