Joseph Wortmann

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@JPS100273 @johnhawkinsrwn He probably won’t make her his top priority.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@farhana89055 @johnhawkinsrwn He wasn’t playing pickup ball with the boys.

Football was his business.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@trobuling @HotDogEnjoyer2 @ZacMabry Nobody knows how to do it until they do it.

The only arrogant retard here is you.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@AckTeacher @PrimeAffleck Yeah. Maybe you save that nugget for the day after - or week after - and just celebrate with your husband.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@Cwm3jj @PlisskenPatriot Football existed for him before wife. And she knew it.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@wow78949355 @PlisskenPatriot She knew who he was when she married him. She knew what he did for work when she married him.

So if she was bothered by that, just how stupid is she?

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@MrLeadslinger Fear the old men in professions that take men young.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@stewBodaso @guncollective He was a great guy. It was super sad.

But I learned from it. If even an ex-SEAL can’t carry striker fire safely in appendix, then likely I can’t either.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@stewBodaso @guncollective It’s a reasonable take. There’s lots of bad stuff to shoot in your groin.

I had a good friend, ex-SEAL, who AD’d a Glock right into his femoral and bled out in the car before anyone found him.

I carry striker fire, but in appendix I’d def have a safety.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@trobuling @HotDogEnjoyer2 @ZacMabry 🤣 What’s the right way, oh guru of parenting? And how, if you have not yet had kids, do you know that you will parent in the guru approved fashion?

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@kvallier “Personhood”. For a piece of software. 🤦‍♂️

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@lozzerthegreat @posiebb_ So leave. Or is he your meal ticket?

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@posiebb_ @Fabian62584287 Preach. My ex, when told that all she had to do is tell me what she needs, would say that I instead should “see the need and fill it”.

Honestly, it was a control mechanism just like most of her manipulation.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@srjwilzon @posiebb_ Meeting your partner’s biological needs, you call “earning it”.

Replace sex with other biological needs and then realize how utterly ridiculous you sound.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@trobuling @HotDogEnjoyer2 @ZacMabry Dear Lord. There is no instruction manual. Most people’s parents are just doing the best they can (there are exceptions).

Your expectations are way out of line with reality. I hope that you are never judged by the standards that you judge others with.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@MaksimErro @Yunigga_ You watch too many movies.

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@unusual_whales He also stated that if you like your doctor or your health plan you could keep them, and that he would save the average family $2500/yr in health ins costs.

Why anyone listens to this liar is beyond me.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@CantBeSilenced8 @guideforlovers Are you a marriage counselor? You sound like a marriage counselor.

[Joseph Wortmann @OldRangerJoe]

@lynn15382 @guideforlovers The same applies to the wife. I had three offspring and 4 children in my first marriage.

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@GiaMMacool When you get to the point of not caring what the supposedly most important person in your life thinks of you, the marriage is dead.