Jessica Johnson

[Jessica Johnson @OldTomToad]

@westelmUK help me out here

I ordered a curtain pole which arrived with the brackets missing and it was clearly used, scratched and dented with hair stuck in the grubby tape and one weird old paint covered screw in the bag where the hardware should have been.

[Jessica Johnson @OldTomToad]

You’ve also said that once you receive the item back it’ll be a further two weeks before I can expect a refund.

Holding onto my money for over a month because your quality control is at fault!!

[Jessica Johnson @OldTomToad]

@AdamRutherford We had this conversation in the pub a few weeks ago. My kid is still doing death of salesman. Same as I did 30 years ago.

[Jessica Johnson @OldTomToad]

@DannyJohnJules @Truthtelle44141 @LegalGengar Yeah but aren’t you a cat? 🤨

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@jimleb801 @implausibleblog You don’t have any new clothes. Glasses don’t count.

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@nationaltrust West Green House Garden. Beautiful 🌺 📷

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@WistfulCass @gordonpam

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@RC_Survey @jimleb801 my favourite ruin 😍

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@CraigRevHorwood I met Craig in Birmingham years ago and it was, without exaggeration, one of my life’s highlights 🪩 💃

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@jimleb801 🤢

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@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow @jimleb801

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@Dominic2306 I’m genuinely surprised that such an outspoken representative of the visually impaired community isn’t welcoming this news

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@gordonpam Helen was fab u lous. And Hamza, who I’d never heard of is an early fave 😍

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@Jimllpaintit @jimleb801 us

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@blissfulfiction @gordonpam One of my favorites

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@jimleb801

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Why does the Cummings story matter? And what does it obscure? The real story is the huge transfer of government assets to private companies that he is overseeing under cover of a pandemic while restructuring the Cabinet Office into his & @michaelgove's private fiefdom
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[Jessica Johnson @OldTomToad]

@jimleb801 Eh?