Alex Oldham

tacos end wars. I tell stories for a living.

[Alex Oldham @OldhamAlex]

@comic Longest losing streak in 22 yr history for CRM. Hold.

[Alex Oldham @OldhamAlex]

@BenBSP In a similar trade but for 7/17...

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Richard Stengel @stengel]

George H.W. Bush kept his assets in a blind trust, as did Bill Clinton. Neither Obama nor Biden traded stocks or bonds while in office. 3,700 trades is probably more than all the trades of all the presidents until now. And he is trading stocks that are affected by his decisions. A walking conflict of interest, at the least, and perhaps insider trading. Just as members of Congress should not be able to trade stocks, so too the president. https://t.co/yDqVXWfDgc

[Lakers Lead @LakersLead]

Nothing will ever ABSOLVE you of this 💀

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Trump completely passed out, reawakened, then passed out again during today's pressor in the Oval Office. 😂🤣👇

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

You can teach nearly every high school subject effectively with a textbook and a chalkboard, and the only reason we don’t is because education companies figured out they could milk districts out of millions of dollars by convincing them otherwise.

[Craig @CS11__]

Probably my favourite video i’ve ever seen

[Noah Pollak @NoahPollak]

I don't know whether you guys are history buffs, but this is quite a turnabout for both parties

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Exclusive: According to one study, teens spend about 8.5 hours a day staring at a screen — the equivalent of about 130 days a year. @MegOliver challenged three high schoolers to try new tools designed to slow and stop the scrolling for a week.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

[Sina @SinaHartung]

World War

World War 2
<— you are here
World War 3

2 World 2 War

World War: Tokyo Drift

World and War

World 7

War 8

[StormTrackerSacher @TrackerSacker]

Here is your latest snowfall outlook! Snow will be moving in within the next few hours!

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I went out for a walk yesterday and have concluded I would have died on Napoleon's retreat from Russia

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

It’s unhealthy how many times I’ve watched this 😂

[LibertyJ @LibertyJen]

Good morning.
I can’t stop thinking about this.

[Ned Stark @FantasyWorldW1]

Based on true events: