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[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Me and your daughter vibing to a new banger in 2046 after you rejected me in 2018

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[vadim ⚡️ @biohxcker]

Generation so cooked you have to be a 21 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180 lean to date an unemployed alcoholic

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Most twitter jokes will fly over your head if you’re not educated.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

💡

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

When a woman cheats, she does not feel guilty. She becomes angry at the man she betrayed. And the craziest part is this: she rewrites the entire story until he becomes the villain. Eventually, she believes her own lie.

[Eric @amerix]

Good morning,

It is a new month,

Welcome to July.

Make new decisions this month:

• Wake up early.

• Move your body.

• Protect your health.

• Build your skills.

• Work relentlessly.

Discipline will turn an ordinary month into an extraordinary year.

[Kogalo faithful @Uporoy]

Hizi retro jersey unaeza pata plug wao kweli

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Payday without a girlfriend.

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

You can go here without a single cent in your pocket and you'll get there, eat, drink and laugh your heart out.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize cutting women off the second they start draining you, for your own sanity

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

Come and visit me sounds like sex to you, but send me 200k urgently doesn't sound like robbery to you 💔 Thief 🤣🤣💔

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If two people start a company and one contributes 90% of the capital while the other contributes just 10%, when the business starts struggling, who do you think is more likely to walk away first? Exactly, Now apply that same principle to your relationships

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

That’s why traveling and reading is non negotiable for a man.

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.

End.

[BLINDER @peakyfkn]

Inakuanga ni sherehe kubwa sana kuanzia Thursday mpaka Sunday, kazi ni kuoven kuku, pombe isiishe kabla zingine hazijaletwa, kucheza fifa and games, kununua bangi ya 2k...Usiku tunaingia club tunarudi twice the population halafu Sunday we go catch sunset kila mtu anarudi kwake😂

[John @iam_johnw]

She had a stroke in like 2018 and he stayed and helped her with everything but he loses his leg and she dipped .. can’t make it up . Legitimately feel bad for Lavar ball

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Y’all really underestimate a man’s ability to not give a fuck about a kid he asked you not to have.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Master the art rejecting rejection..

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

It’s 6am and I endorse this message. Average women believe they are the prize by offering you exclusivity you can barely audit.