Olive Olé

I'm a bit of a wildcat ... follow me long enough and I might bite :)

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

Vote for my sister Sable Ann on the Whiskas website!
http://www.whiskas.com.au/CatProfile.aspx?id=43043

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Vote for my sister Peaches on the Whiskas website!
http://www.whiskas.com.au/CatProfile.aspx?id=43046

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

Managed to escape yesterday & got across the street! However the humans lured me back with the promise of food ... LIARS!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

I'm a well-read cat ... loved "The Great Escape"!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

http://bit.ly/mgiuk

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In an attempt to keep me disoriented, the humans have moved house ... but never fear, I will find a way to escape, so help me God!

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FFS!! FEED ME ALREADY!! I swear to GOD if you don't feed me in the next minute I'm going to eat the DOG.

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

@carlinthecat Well I try to bite the female human whenever I can, but she squeals and runs away from me!

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@oliverpjones *purr*

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@carlinthecat I used to not mind the leash so much, but then I discovered the other cat they have captive doesn't wear one!! What the?!?!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

I didn't poo ALL DAY today, just waiting for when the humans would sit down to eat dinner, knowing the smell would put them off their food.

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

Escaped today & wreaked havoc on the 'hood. Pretended 2 come back by choice 2 lure the humans into a false sense of security. Mwhahaha!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

@Pixelburner What are you going to do with me?! You could start by letting me out of the house and buying me some cat toys, bitch! Reow!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

@pixelburner Feel my pain, bitch!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

Got revenge 4 the leash thing. Attacked the female human this morning & caused serious damage to her right arm. Freedom will soon be mine!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

The female human took me outside this morning. However, after sniffing about a little, I realised the bitch put me on a LEASH! Kill! Kill!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

@dixie_belle Love your pink page! Very cute! :)

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

I had a fight with my sister Sable tonight, but I lost! It seems the humans cut my damn claws while I was sleeping again. Those bastards!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

@pixelburner LOVE your new Twitter layout, mum!! When are you going to help me with mine?!?!

[Olive Olé @OliveOle]

I want chocolate MICE for Easter, not eggs goddammit!