pushkin's pallbearer 🏹

mariners' doom

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

i love broken men. just like, boys who are a bit broken

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

this kinda collapse DURING the seattle pride parade. damn

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Heading back home for six.

[Colin O'Keefe @colinokeefe]

Can’t believe using your worst relievers in the biggest spot didn’t work.

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

TONIGHT WE ARE ALL FROM ECUADOR!!!!

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

we really need representation in pro sports. i’ve spent inordinate amounts of time sucking lollipops in public and have been endlessly ridiculed for it, but i will defend doing so until i die. jazz is truly a hero for us

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Jazz Chisholm is an attention-seeking idiot. His stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Not only is this terribly dangerous for himself, he is setting an atrocious example for young kids watching.

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

im a stupid gay idiot and read the second numbers as his ranks and i was like "damn y'all that's bad..... since when are there even 77 AL cfs?" anyways vote julio for ASG pls pls plsssss

[Mariners PR @MarinersPR]

Julio Rodríguez's ranks among AL center fielders:

⭐️ H (T-1st, 77)
⭐️ XBH (T-2nd, 29)
⭐️ 2B (2nd, 15)
⭐️ HR (3rd, 14)
⭐️ RBI (2nd, 37)
⭐️ SB (2nd, 10)

⭐️ Vote Julio 5 times a day at https://t.co/zpnvRggj1j ⭐️

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

of course the mariners play like THIS while i’m also going though a generationally rough breakup

[Camden @Camd3n_77]

Bryce Miller was at only 66 pitches after 5 but we have to commit to the piggyback!!!

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

IT'S CALLED SOCCER WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

literally the worst thing that has ever happened ever

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Another alarming development for the Mariners -- Julio Rodríguez is exiting this game to begin the top of the 7th inning.

He was seen grabbing his glove and bats and receding from the home dugout into the clubhouse.

[c ✨ @marxiners]

JULIO ❤️💛💚💙💗

[colt emerson’s pr manager @coreyknowsball]

mariners moose and humpy doomed yaoi

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

oh my fucking god

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

@coreyknowsball not sure if we can defend you after this one but yk what hell yeah

[colt emerson’s pr manager @coreyknowsball]

hes so joyous 😭😭😭 im so maternal my heart will explode

[dom canzone acolyte @rogerszmodys]

Emerson Hancock starts are a sexual experience

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

missed that JP is somehow now batting sub .200.... he's always been an on base guy. but #noticing

[In pLy, Ran(s) 🌧️🌲⚾ @lyagonalcutters]

emerdaughter footpussy and filly emerdaughter

[pushkin's pallbearer 🏹 @Olive_tree84]

every time i am SO ready to be pleasantly surprised by refsnyder. i am never pleasantly surprised by refsnyder