Oliver Pope

I'm a real comedian *nose animorphs into potato pasta* I...I.. I swear!

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@anyonebutzane Bottoms up big guy

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Got this ad. Thought y'all should know

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Coming wednesday at 1 PM Est
Peepy the criminal is out on bail! at https://t.co/NV57lzXapP
Song by @emamouse

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In these strange times, I think our politicians/legislators need to be realize the fact that people may find themselves without a mask while away from home, and be reasonable enough to legalize public urination. Write your senator and spread the word: #icantholditanymore

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If you're #zerowaste then what do you do if you need to poop?

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Cut your testicles off no balls

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@BillAckman I triple-dog-dare you to give me a million dollars.

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@SimoneGiertz Rice

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Okay, not to sound pretentious or anything but I'm kinda sick of people using "pretentious" in place of "arrogant" or "intimidating." If you're gonna just hide behind a wall of shooting people down prematurely because they scare you, then who's the real fraud? Say what you mean.

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We are proudly a pro-simp household

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👩🏾‍🦽🤾🏽‍♂️

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I'm kinda proud of this lick

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@jacobcollier @Qwest_TV I really like these sounds (feat. My dog eating and jingling)

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Forgive me for the you you see in me.

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@anyonebutzane was it good?

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If "Let Love Be Love" didn't have that ONE line then it would be in a different genre. Why. Why.

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@mauveparanoiac Currently perched atop a 6ft tall stack of old editions of the New Yorker

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@RichardWiseman Is it of any importance that the statement reads "the crossing finish line" as opposed to "crossing the finish line?" That's all I've got other than it being second.

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@SiglerQuinn I like lean, I like drugs
I like beans, I got plugs

Fuck that shit x4
Fuck that bitch x4

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Guys 'slingshot' is a noun, verb, and adjective and I for one think that's pretty incredible.

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Love don't judge, neither should you.

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It's not necrophilia if they're undead