Oliver Carlson

permanent big blind

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@b3nfryer Deadass thought that dumpster was a cyber truck with bumper stickers

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@TheDunkCentral SAS talking about Windhorst like he’s the LeBron of commentators

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@b3nfryer A lot of man’s best friends in weho

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Local tire shop has a quote in their office “The future belongs to those who prepare for it today” - Malcom X. They don’t know, but that quote just changed the trajectory of my life #771days821tweets #seeyouinthefuture

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@_BabyBambino And this is why you’re gonna dominate the consolation bracket this year

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@elonmusk Grock definitely cooked this trash right here #850days854tweets

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@_MLFootball @TheHerd “Human brain for a computer chip” I know Harbaugh wants that one back #851days854tweets

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@salamaheaters I work for the stars

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Do you think the East India Company ever held an all-hands meeting at 8am?

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The deep state really sent an assassin to sneeze on Biden. Unbelievable. Dirty dirty work #903days903tweets

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Biden should just say he's bad with names. Would make him very relatable #908days908tweets

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@b3nfryer Shoulda saved this banger for tomorrow. Pressures on

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@b3nfryer Built very similar

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@markhonggg Understandably. Nobody likes to get triple crowned

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@b3nfryer So back

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@logangilbert22 looking so devious with the goatee #938days938tweets

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I'm voting for whichever candidate tackles the microplastics in my balls #940days941tweets

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@GoreClipps Kinda really fucking pumped for this war against the robots, I'm going red dawn mode 💪🦵>🦾🦿

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@b3nfryer Creative theft. Delete this

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Big belly thread, fellas do your thing 🧵#947days948tweets