tuck

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[sheen @weedtoker1738]

doing the ice bucket challenge on my grandma every day for no reason

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Based Brando Reborn @legit_scumbag]

Dude who has a beer gut from drinking NA beers

[gosh @cube2823]

opening a fortune cookie and it says 'kicked to death by a horse soon'

[professor fish @frogwithablogg]

hope prevails lowkey

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Keep it rolling, friends. 💛🧡

[jerry the junebug @jerry_junebug]

i hate taking my pants off at the dentist. so humiliating

[debo @killmefam]

Fuck my gay ass life. I wish I could kill people on the football field on a professional level

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Jeremiah 🏁 @8YakkoAlt]

boy shopping 😀🛒

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

giggling like a slut as the mcdonald's worker hands me my hash brown

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[j @Giga_Goblin]

business meeting with my quant

[mara @maramarararara]

having fun at the zoo !!

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

Bro are you coming through later