Oliver “Safari” Clothesoff

Busch light guzzler | 13.1 handicap | Semi-professional box muncher

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White boy summer calls for yacht rock

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@thejuice69_ #bartolocolón

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Laying in bed, more drunk than sober, soon to be wife laying next to me. I’ve had 2 old fashions and 3 beers and feel hammered… are my drinking days behind me? #McQueenhasblownatire

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Wife took me #maxxing for the birthday

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Saw this in the wild tonight. #expand

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Just sharted fresh out of the shower…#shrinktheshart

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The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord. #ralphszn

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Madrid, I am inside of you

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“Noooo, don’t let the white boy have a day” the extreme left screams in unison as they see me watching live ball at 8:30 on a Sunday

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BV, need help with a project. If your local college bar had a pouch vending machine, would you buy from it? #LANK

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Now here’s a guy who does not fuck with weather delays. #shrink

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@dashbobpaar 90’s and hog will be cranked in that corner.

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All settled at the new crib. #expand

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The fuzz(Fat Huzz) asked for a shot. #nuke #stinky

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And the karaoke bar goes… mild? Thought it was a holiday. #blackoutsunday

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@curlypewbs Couldn’t have said it better myself. That’s the bad form of autism

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Let the white boy live!

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Has anyone looked at the slate and figured out the best 5 minutes of the day to take a hog crank break?

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