Dashiell Robert Paar

I’m right about a lot of things that people have zero clue that they even know is going on

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How Iowa got me tearing up with their children’s hospital story on gameday. They really are Israel.

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Can’t tell if this means I should buy it or not. #zionistapologist

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“Born is the king of Israel.” Everywhere you go, there they are.

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A Zionist has been here. I knew this place was overpriced.

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Just dusted a bunny on a gravel road. Consider the day ruined. Rest easy, we have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla. #sillyrabbit

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Fuck EBT, a Ye x Travis collab album would feed families for generations.

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Ya get what ya get and ya don’t throw a fit lil niggas

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You think the judge will know my dads a felon

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At jury duty popping a half pot at almost full shield cause I don’t fuck around with justice

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Feeling like a Jew at auschwitz #inhumane

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Brown guy bout hit my car on a routine play. #zionistamerica

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#shrink being a groomsman on a football Saturday. #GBR #loveisintheair

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Walking into Goodwill with Dave Smith and Nick Fuentes in my ears. What a good day. #blessed

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Catching a football and catching a rugby ball are two separate skills. This is bad coaching.

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Alabama WRs catching Rugby balls in practice today.

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Expand. #GBR

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Dana Holgorsen just popped a zyn on the sideline. Holy expand #GBR

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My mom just screamed, “pick 6!” during a punt return. Real ball knower

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Just avoided a caterpillar on a dirt road with my #falconeyesniper eyes. #yourewelcomelilbro #90s

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@OliverClosoff00 Time to crank 90s. Holy expand

[Dashiell Robert Paar @dashbobpaar]

Workin the cliggers hard today