OliverOyanadel

Cord blood can cure a great deal of terminal illnesses. We've only just begun. Raise your hand and say, "I live for Her." I love her. ~Oliver.

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Good going, Einstein.

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You know what I hate? I smile at a cutie and get maced in the face. Can't we just share the love without fear or predatory behavior either way? And where I'm from, it's always ladies choice: I'm faithful because they always are. And that's how, not why.

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@LittleShellKwe They all look related, like one of my cousins I've always had the hots for, same eyes, features...

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We are ready to start shooting, Mr. Howard.

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Almighty On Mt. Zion: He Makes All Things Beautiful In Its Time https://t.co/rLvmkTSI22

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@JaeMargal What was all that one in a million talk?...

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A 17 year old, whose only crime was getting high with his friends, makes one naturally immature choice in response to his parents's ultimatum, and now he finds himself in a vigilante religious cult who lure and murder evil doers.
The Book of the Living https://t.co/0FjjXbsv6L

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@JaeMargal Hmm, Unsolicited dick picks. It's the opposite of the accidental drive by finger to the lady rerouting her GPS. Whoops! Send a LINK and a wink first, and agree in person, because you would HAVE TO KNOW EACH OTHER. Right?

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In fact, 'Little Arson Annie contains some chapters of an unpublished prequel to this; my first novel:
The Book of the Living https://t.co/99f5wf0tWL #Amazon via @Amazon

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It flips the mundane, airport novel, way out on its original, trippy, spooky, yet hilarious ear.
Little Arson Annie: Short Stories https://t.co/7Ir2zS3QJn #Amazon via @Amazon

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You've got to read this book, it feels like I didn't even write it. All pride desolved by gratitude —There's still some bad typos, but all in all,— I'm just so thankful.
Little Arson Annie: Short Stories https://t.co/ZthVylRL3F #Amazon via @Amazon

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This is how a real president handles the issue of classified leaks to the Press:
JFK SPEECH FOLLOWING THE BAY OF PIGS (APRIL 27, 1961) https://t.co/CLdBLqEsRC

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Almighty On Mt. Zion: He Makes All Things Beautiful In Its Time https://t.co/rLvmkTSI22

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For me it's God, Country, and the Survival of the Species. And in THAT order.

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Spit On the Ego:
https://t.co/kGWt9vlmT5

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Save someone being pursued even by taking the life of the pursuer.
Not to pity the pursuer.
Not to stand idly by if someone's life is in danger. Designate cities of refuge and prepare routes of access. Break the neck of a calf by the river valley following an unsolved murder.

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Almighty On Mt. Zion: Ruby Tablets Shattered, Satphire Tablets In the Ark of the Covenant https://t.co/UC0rk9igQW

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That is to Jazz, as This is to...

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Apple needs white space, fuck Apple. Go purchase the Dollar Tree so we can call you iDollartree again.