Oliver Perks

Unkempt idiot. He/him/knobhead

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I've let my cup of tea go cold. Again. Nothing changes.

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@JamesHailey1 Hi James. Decided to step back from social media for a while, so not really anywhere. Hope you're well. Hope you enjoyed yesterday's win.

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@Hopenlesmyth Hello Christopher. Thanks for reaching out. Most kind. All well here, just wasn't getting any joy, and perhaps a little sadness, from social media so decided to step away. Wishing you well, and will speak more when I return.

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@scatterkeir Nice timing.

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@AuntyBerberf Wasn’t last time I tried some, yesterday, but you never know what today will bring.

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@AuntyBerberf Well we can just start turning up in dribs and drabs from now, and when it’s ready we’ll tuck in.

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@AuntyBerberf Sounds great. What time shall we come round?

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@qqzm Stumped mate. Oh well, good to have something to tickle the grey matter into action. If they were all simple it’d be no fun.

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Stuck on Wordle again. Where’s the coffee?

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@HalcyonNash Thank you. 🙂

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@HalcyonNash Brain cells? About 10 working one left. 😀

Not asking for help, just wanting to share my anguish. 😉

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@HalcyonNash I’m stuck.

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Disappointed. #FootballTweet

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Are Wotsits crisps?

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@AuntyBerberf Is that what people do for fun these days? Will be seeing my nephews later. I'll be sure to try and recreate the photo. Sure they'll be up for it.

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@scatterkeir Bless you squire.

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@Spudfish83 Impressive. Nobody else seems to get it. When choosing a pseudonym this seemed like the perfect one.

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Try your best to be nice to the other people you meet, even the shitty ones.

If they're really awful then try not to let them ruin your day, and wherever possible avoid punching them in the throat.

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@gembocakes Shaved my bonce yesterday. Must be something about this weekend.

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@AvoidingCrazies

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Wordle 343 3/6

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Exciting day today, full of exciting things and excitement. #exciting