Oliver

successful and handsome

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@zzzefan Oh wow! I hope she paid you

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@jordanpbanks Just be lucky you weren’t struck by a blow to the head and handcuffed to a radiator!

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

there are war-torn regions that you'd rather visit over Edinburgh in August

[Punished Wagie @InquisitionRaxk]

@rachelmillward @ZackPolanski What is a meeting going to do? Is Burnham going to shake the fucking rain stick?

[polling plotting shooting poles @polplotting]

I'm skinny fat because of the bengal famine

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@ineednecktwin Just listen to The Nightfly on repeat in order and then shuffle it.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

You'd have to literally chain me to a radiator to get me to listen to this.

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

https://t.co/zSYrVnQXVZ

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

@darrengrimes @ZackPolanski Remember when you sexually coerced your junior colleague and threatened to kill yourself if GB News didn’t let you at least get a weekend slot to be racist with your mates at a time when most GB News viewers are recovering from beating their wives after a long night on the grog

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@BoyGeorge Could you teach me how to serve a 4 month sentence for imprisoning a Norwegian in my flat?

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@MediaSOI @starburster95 @cgdav135 Where’s your favoriete Warm Water Port?

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@MarcusH_01 Bobby Dean

[GlumBird @GlumBird]

"I'm happy being an independent MP". Jeremy, you aren't one anymore.

The Parliamentary leader of Your Party literally won't mention it on television. There are no words for how pathetic this man's politics really are.

[George @SocialDemocrat_]

@PolitlcsUK Before people have a moan and a meltdown for the sake of it, it was already planned under Starmer that it would be in Manchester

[rhys 🦩 @fancysxthat]

Angela Rayner reading out the new Cabinet

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Obviously a slap to the left, but Mahmood's problem is that while every intelligent conservative is celebrating this, most conservatives are NOT intelligent, and will not look past her name and race

[Marcus H 🇬🇧🔶 @MarcusH_01]

I will put his poster on my wall if he abolishes the triple lock to fund tens of billions more in defence

[Oliver @OliverPiers2]

@NoJusticeMTG People forget that he WAS tugh enus