Oliver Valente

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

Here's my next question...BRING BACK #GoodEats !! Thanks love you #AltonBrownLive

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

What's the one kitchen gadget you couldn't live without besides knives, pots & pans, oven, stove, etc. #AltonBrownLive

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

What's your favorite #GoodEats episode or episodes? #AltonBrownLive

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

You have one last meal, where you can eat and drink as much as you with no limitation, what are the foods and drinks? #AltonBrownLive

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

Have you ever considered doing another show like feasting on asphalt? #AltonBrownLive

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

Almost out of chew anyone want to do a solid and bring me a tin at work. Pretty sure my tin was short.

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I disagree with all of you that say women belong in the kitchen. If my wife is in the kitchen, who's going to suck my cock in the bedroom?

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

Syrian Rebels Now Have a Tank Powered by a Playstation Controller - Yahoo! News http://t.co/jsUKfNB via @YahooNews

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

How much did McDonald's have to pay the Steelers to wear the Hamburgler uniforms.

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

If these damn squirrels don't stop fucking around while I'm hunting I'm about to start shooting them with 12 gauge slugs #FuckYouSquirrels

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

Squirrel season never can find any squirrels to shoot, deer season they're 5 ft away from me WTF #FuckYouSquirrels

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

@YahooNoise had Big Ben picked up Noles was offered RG3 4 McCoy or Jamal Charles Have Green Ellis as my other RB Should I take RG3 4 Charles

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

Hey @buffalobills good thing you cut @brianmoorman for Powell or should I say Shankell cause hes awesome #ICouldPuntBetter #MoormansTheMan

[Oliver Valente @OliverValente]

“@19_tweeTthiS_89: @OliverValente I'd love a nice rum ham right now” RRUUMMM HHAAAMMM come back

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

Public restrooms should have separate exits for stalls that way the dude who blew up the shitter doesnt have 2 do the walk of shame out

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If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?

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Men are the best people to share your secrets with. They won't tell anyone because they probably weren't even listening to you.