Seasoned Valet

In the valet Life Style for over 10 years!!!! The things I post are actual events that happen to me daily. Respect the Valet.

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

2 signs flashing OPEN walk out of booth ticket in hand lady asks are you open @valetproblems #notthewaytostarttheshift #gonnabe1ofthosedays

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

Its a mustang cobra, GT, or whatever Im not gonna whip it around stop acting like its the best car ever and I cant handle it @valetproblems

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

Not trying to do work while working today. Gonna sit back and watch movies. Need a day off from work while working.

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

Almost out of chew anyone want to do a solid and bring me a tin at work. Pretty sure my tin was short.

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

@ValetPerks 1st car of the day paid the $5 fee and tipped $45. Good start to the day. #LuckOTheIrish

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

I hate when I can't remember if I flipped my pouches or not. #ChewProblems.

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

Gonna buy a GoPro wear it 2 work make a movie & call it The True Life of a Valet The Untold Story This Shit Actually Happens @valetproblems

[Nude Selfies @RateMyKnockers]

RT if you want to titty fuck these juggs! #RateMyKnockers

[Nude Selfies @RateMyKnockers]

Like these pierced nipples? #RateMyKnockers

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

I never make eye contact with strippers, that validates them as people. The Complete opposite of what I’m trying to do.

[Sexy Showcase @SexyShowcase]

@Onlybadchicks @biggis2 @RTsexyGIRLS @JohnnyRetweets @_GFU @NSFWTweeters1 @hotchicsdaily

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

@valetproblems Dont ask why Im not wiping ur car off u didnt tip Its a snowstorm $2 would be nice Oh u dont have a snowbrush sucks 2 be u

[Seasoned Valet @SeasonedValet]

4 cars in the last 4 hours fucking snow storm I needed money. @valetproblems #SnowStorm #WhiteOut #NoSnowBrushInValetCarsYourProblemNow