Valet Problems

Tweets tailored to appeal to Valet, and the problems we encounter. Follow, relate, & appreciate. End tweets with @/ #ValetProblems for RT's

[Jon Howes @honjowes]

Today's Edition of "What I Got Tipped as a Valet": a Wendy's coupon. #illtakeit

[Liam @Liam_Widman]

Parked Cam Newtons matte black Rolls Royce tonight. @valetproblems

[Laura Bloedow @lauraO1130]

Last matinee of Jersey Boys...65 cars in valet...yippie! #valetproblems #exhausted #welcometomylife @valetproblems

[Valet Problems @valetproblems]

Tax season can kiss my ass.

[Valet Problems @valetproblems]

Nothing pisses me off more than when a coworker is stealing. Makes us all look bad. I'm just glad I caught your sorry ass. #ValetProblems

[Valet Problems @valetproblems]

It's ok. I know exactly why you don't have cash for a tip. You spent it all on shit Christmas decorations for your shit car.

Go away.

[Kelly Neuner @ ETHDenver @NicolePerryman]

@valetproblems #ValetProblems #snow

[Kelly Neuner @ ETHDenver @NicolePerryman]

I need one of these for at work this winter lol #ValetProblems @valetproblems 😂

[Cameron Koehler @cameronkoehler1]

Just parked some guys car and when I was backing in I saw two kids sleeping in the back.... Uhhh?? #ValetProblems @valetproblems

[E @CostaDeltMar]

I just got tipped with a rock... #valetproblems @valetproblems

[Valet Problems @valetproblems]

All that annoying shit I do like moving your car seat, adjusting your mirrors, steering wheel etc. I do so I don't WRECK YOUR SHIT. Relax.

[James @MaypoleonDynmyt]

Is the key fob in the car?

It's running isn't it?

😒😒😒

@valetproblems

[Liam @Liam_Widman]

When little old lady's get out of the car.. @valetproblems

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

"Is this what you people do? Move people's seat?"
Yes, I do it just to annoy the shit out of you, sir. Stupid tall people! @valetproblems

[Jedi @JediMartialArts]

@valetproblems #valetproblems THIS. Fucking water bottle rolling around your feet.

[Valet Problems @valetproblems]

“@TyhlerSkruck: "I'll be sure to take care of you on my way out" @valetproblems” 😒

[Devon Readdick @boydevonr]

Guest: "Do you know how the gear shift works on the new BMW" Me: "No sir I only know Ferrari shifter paddles" @valetproblems