Kayleigh Elizabeth

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@GordonRamsay, what do you think about my avgolmenos?

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@valetproblems My paychecks are shit but I'm glad taxes get taken out throughout the year. #casinolife

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@valetproblems @TyhlerSkruck I always imagine the freeway scene from Final Destination when that happens.

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@valetproblems Apparently I need to get my tip out of the machine they've been feeding for hours.

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

$2 tip 'park me in front!'. How about I park you in the lot and call it a day. @valetproblems

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

Apparently it's unreasonable to deny valet to someone with a piss soaked driver's seat because "urine is sterile" @valetproblems

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

"Is this what you people do? Move people's seat?"
Yes, I do it just to annoy the shit out of you, sir. Stupid tall people! @valetproblems

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

He's actually smarter than some of our new people. SMH! @ChuckMcClatchy @valetproblems

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@valetproblems, assumed I didn't need to explain keyless start to valet in LA. I was wrong. Found my house key in the ignition.

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@valetproblems "I need my car. My ankle bracelet is vibrating because it needs to be charged. If I don't charge it, the cops will come"

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@CharlesOnFire @valetproblems Another top five is a car being so filthy it has cockroaches crawling inside! Ewwww!

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

"Never mind, I don't want my car right now"... After someone has already ran to get the vehicle! @valetproblems

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

Missing him...

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@GrApHix_Guy I know that graveyard feeling. At least you'll be on a regular schedule with a life soon enough.

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@WaitinforaSign I miss you!

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@KrisFlix if you miss my face you should face time me! :)

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@KrisFlix I get to see you soon! Yay!

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@KrisFlix missing you so much! Can't wait for tomorrow!

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

@KrisFlix I hope your birthday is just as amazing as you are! I miss you already!

[Kayleigh Elizabeth @fmelbourne]

LOL, letting your shitty ass friends do shitty ass tattoos on your skin. Couldn't look worse than the ones you already have! Bahahahaha