OliverdePeyer

I work on lab robots (on VMs?) and Astrobiology. Care to mix? Ham operator out of London, M0LVR

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

On day 941 of #BigWhiteBear's #VigilForHumanity, Preeti and Octavia Xiamen 🦧🦧 have carries out whistlestop diplomatic welfare visit to the deepest cavern of the Old Kingdom and are happy to confirm that its only inhabitant, #BertieTheBreathingDog 🫁🐶, is in good spirits

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

On day 940 of #BigWhiteBear's #VigilForHumanity, #RadicalProstatectomyPetHuman has received a lovely gift from friends in #Japan, here seen modelled by #Tutankhamun and #Hadrian, #MinorRoyals who live on #PlanetAfos.

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

met @peter_grunert in Clapham Junction again which happens to me approximately once a decade

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

Next milestone will be the histology results in September. Meanwhile, PonPon can stand down and go back go his main role as #EmotionalSupportProstatePlushie

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

On day 939 of #BigWhiteBear's #VigilForHumanity, #PonPonTheProstate had been limbering up #BjornBorg style ready to assist when #RadicalProstatectomyPetHuman had his #Catheter removed. Miraculously though, Oliver is entirely leak-fee, which is extremely rare - no #incontinence!

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

Obviously, #RadicalProstatectomyPetHuman does not meet all these criteria so BWB is pleased to say he can live for now. At the same time, he has asked the pet human has he ever considered becoming a hermit?

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

On day 938 of #BigWhiteBear's #VigilForHumanity, BWB 🐻‍❄️ has taken over from DD The Pig 🐷 to invigilate the #RadicalProstatectomyPetHuman. He has carried out an assessment under the #BearWay:

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

A teddybear may eat a human IF:
The human is wounded
They are in a remote location
There are no witnesses
They eat the entire body, including the teeth and hair, and leave no DNA evidence

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

@M0KPH I've been replying to my many? social media followers and their best wishes 🙂

honestly it shows who your real friends/work friends are!

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

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On day 936 of #BigWhiteBear's #VigilForHumanity, we introduce you to #PonPonTheProstate, who has the sad task of fronting an important announcement about his pet human: Unfortunately, I have been diagnosed with #ProstateCancer.

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

DD has really leaned into the role and keeps saying things like "make love to me #Muadhib; #Chani is but a girl, our imperial progeny will unite the great houses and rule the galaxy" and so forth. I can kind of see it if they push it back over their ears?

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

On day 937 of #BigWhiteBear's #VigilForHumanity, DD The Pig 🐷 has been appointed to invigilate the #RadicalProstatectomyPetHuman whilst he is in hospital, but has started wearing the pet human's sweatband and now thinks it make them look like #PrincessIrulan from #Dune.

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

@M0KPH many thanks for sharing these painful details and sorry for not replying earlier, it was hard to find the words! I've just come out of my op and honestly it's better than quite a few I've had; I think it helped that I had both an epidural and general anaesthetic

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

@M0KPH many thanks Phil. If I'm housebound for a while I may try to make some more contacts!

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

For those of you who know about things, my tumour is Gleason Grade 7. #PonPonTheProstate and I will keep you posted.

[OliverdePeyer @OliverdePeyer]

There are currently no signs of metastases elsewhere in recent scans (that is what the various photos of my arm with canula sites were). Low PSA tumours tend to be more aggressive. There is no point worrying about if until the histology results, which will hopefully be good news.