Olly Munson

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

Another week of Lidl bakery on @OctopusEnergy scratch card. Missing the coffee mornings :’( #worstchangeever

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@SkyUK Hi, we’ve recently had the sky fibre optics laid to us. You’ve sent us an Ethernet cable in the post, and there was reference to a hub being sent, but the order says cancelled even though you’ve confirmed attendance next week. Is the engineer bringing a box? Confused…

[Hassan. @Heyitshassan]

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@VirginAtlantic please can you assist with this.

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@VirginAtlantic Hi, travelling to Florida next year with you & want to add an extra bag on the return leg of our journey. It says I can’t do this until check in but is that for the return flight? Am I guaranteed I can add the second bag? And am I guaranteed it will cost the same?

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE

[rylee 🪽MET TUCKER @cmprmise]

30% OFF IS NOT A BLACK FRIDAY SALE !!!!!!!! BRING BACK 75% OFF !!!!

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@CapitalOne With your UK 0% balance transfers can you transfer from 2 credit cards into the one capital one 0% card?

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@Matalan

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@Matalan hi, my partner bought a jacket from you on 8th September (she has the bank statement but no receipt) but she’s only just now realised it has a security tag on it. Is there anything we can do to have this taken off the jacket? Thank you.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Geoff Buys Cars @GeoffBuysCars]

In case you needed reminding how much the government hates you...

2.7m signed and they responded without telling anyone.

No debate. No discussion.

The government response pretty much just says 'we are doing Digital ID whether you like it or not'

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@parcelforce hi, please can I get a response to my DM please.

[Olly Munson @OllyMunson]

@cineworld Hi, can someone please assist with my DM please.

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

this is actually the worst release schedule for a TV show that I have maybe ever seen

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

TVs are like literally the only thing that have gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

What makes this joke funnier is that this guy seems to have no concept of time or reality whatsoever

It took him months to get across campus, the sun rose and set constantly, seasons changed, and he still thinks it’s the first day of class

[Lady Haleth @ladyhaleth_x]

i hope i don’t sound like a boomer but am i the only who’s noticed youtube ads are getting so fucking excessive why am i getting a minute long ad every 3-4 minutes

[❥ LC @xo_xolnjecn]

Did anybody else’s parents make sure you said please and thank you as a kid?? Mental how many cretins think they don’t have to say it.