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[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@__mahatma If you don't have siblings yet, you will do stand up comedy for me every night.

[SKALES @youngskales]

Why? Because I ain’t seen no candidate worth my vote ? Convince me about one that really has the interest of Nigerias future at heart

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@awkwardgoogle Where's house cat??

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

Ororo dey play ball o, but baba forget am.. this guy?? na winch be this na 😭

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@nonsolidated 🥲

[Kashy 🇨🇵🇦🇷 @kashyhimself]

They said Japan used corner to reconlise 😹😹

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@UnkleAyo

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s.

Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph.

You too can connect the dots: https://t.co/faIfzWfAIp

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@elnathan_john Speak for yourself

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@Kekius_Sage Run o

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@0xQuasark Out of curiosity, what happened with the result of the 6th addicted friend?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children.

The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs.

Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is.

"How can I succeed in life?"
>50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..."

"How do I find and keep the right partner?"
Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..."

"How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?"
65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..."

An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital.

All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live?

Damn.

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

Bruh 😩

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

How to escape plane crash 101 🙏🏻

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@HonitelHQ Apart for the consistency line, everything else is bullshit top to bottom !!!

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: mary is pregnant (but in a yoruba film)

[BSN @Barristerstreet]

🇳🇬 Dear Nigerians,

We have carefully reviewed the released Certified True Copies of the Tax Reform Acts and the gazettes your government now parades.

We have also taken note of the dates boldly printed on them.

With that established, let us be clear.

Your government is not smart. They simply assume many of you are ignorant.

After weeks of sustained public pressure, they issued this clumsy press statement claiming they had “released” the gazetted copies of the Tax Reform Acts, applauding themselves as leaders of a transparent government.

That claim is false. It is insulting and honestly misleading.

While the world was focused on Venezuela, the House of Representatives, in quiet coordination with the Presidency, released what it now calls Certified True Copies (CTCs) of the four Tax Reform Acts.

They even congratulated themselves and praised the Speaker’s so-called “transparency drive.”

If you examine the released files, you will find presidential assent pages attached and a Google Drive link to gazettes dated June 26, 2025.

This is nowhere near transparency. It is damage control.

The timing tells the real story.

The four Acts are now being presented as the “AUTHENTIC” versions, conveniently cleansed of the coercive provisions that triggered national outrage.

No compulsory 20 percent appeal deposits.
No unchecked garnishee powers without court orders.
Oversight restored.
Due process acknowledged.

Fine. At least public fears have been partially allayed.

But this question remains unavoidable: if these gazetted copies were genuinely published in June 2025, why were Nigerians previously shown different texts? Why wait until January 2026, after implementation commenced on January 1, before releasing these CTCs? Why only act after public outrage peaked, following Hon. Dasuki’s warning and interventions by other prominent Nigerians?

This release is an admission by stealth.

They are loudly conceding that rogue versions indeed circulated. They refuse to say who inserted those clauses, who printed them, who distributed them, and under whose authority Nigerians were subjected to texts that were never law.

The press statement dismisses the earlier versions as “unauthorised and misleading,” instructs citizens to ignore them, and praises institutional memory while the Betara-led ad hoc committee drags on with no timeline, no findings, and no consequences.

Nigerians, re-gazetting does not cure the offence. It sanitises the record and evades responsibility.

Post-assent alteration is not an error.
It is forgery. It is uttering. It is conspiracy. It is misconduct in public office. It is legislative usurpation under Section 4 of the Constitution.

If the CTCs reflect what the National Assembly actually passed, then the earlier circulating texts were criminal fakes and indeed doctored, and someone must answer for publishing fake laws as binding statutes.

So far, there are no conclusions. No prosecutions. No apologies. Only PR and forced normalisation as usual.

But the deeper danger here is precedent. If laws can be quietly altered and later “corrected” without consequence, then legislation becomes an executive plaything.

Nigerians, please do not be distracted by executive conspiracies and shenanigans. We are not fools like the nepotistic zombies who applaud their foolishness.

This was a legislative smokescreen.

Please let us continue to demand the essentials. A full independent probe must be conducted.

Those who altered our laws must be identified. They must be prosecuted once forgery is confirmed. There must be immediate suspension of implementation until this issue is cleared.

Anything less normalises CONSTITUTIONAL TREASON.

Laws must not become playthings in the hands of executive mischief makers. We are not fools, even though we are led by chronic kakistocrats.

#SuspendTaxReformAct
#SayNoToForgedLaws

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This boy, please nau 😭😭😂❤

[🗿🇫🇷🇪🇸🇵🇹 (🇳🇴) @jhonte_]

We are outside 😭

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

What is good for Lagos is good for Uganda 😭

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

These women are doing the exact same thing they accused me of doing foolishly years ago.

I was doubtful of a woman’s account of abuse, because my friend was the one being accused.

Despite numerous apologies and retracts, they haven’t let it go. All kind of names till date from rape apologist to banger girl etc.

No grace or quarter was given. Many of you know each other. Make we no start to call each other names.

E reach your friend now, you dey deflect. What is good for Lagos is no longer good for Uganda?

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

@mischavdburg HOMELAB

[FM @Olu_F3mi]

Bruhh... Sigh

[chimp @chimpp]

The past nine years feels entirely wasted tbh.

I was 23. This year I turned 32.

No job. No wife. No kids.

No generational wealth like I promised myself, that it would all be worth it.

I just fumbled my 20s chasing imaginary numbers on the internet.

WTF